News: Giant Penis Spotted Over Okanogan Skies

Photo Credits: @_ETOPS_ Twitter

A giant penis contrails loomed over the skies of Okanogan Highlands in Washington State courtesy of a “Navy EA-18G Growler jet flying out of Naval Air Station Whidbey Island,” Chicago Tribune reports.

Naval Air Station Whidbey Island Officers in Oak Harbor, Washington confirmed that the aircraft responsible for the “obscene skywritings spotted in Okanogan County” is indeed theirs.

Naturally, the giant penis contrails garnered the attention of the netizens and Twitter in particular is having a field day about it but the US Navy officials are less than amused. They released an official statement through Lt. Cmdr. Leslie Hubbell, a Navy spokeswoman, saying their jet leaving white trails of a giant penis in its wake is “absolutely unacceptable.” They added that it “holds no training value and is under investigation.”

But it wasn’t just the US Navy officials who weren’t welcoming of the sight. An Okanogan mom called local station KREM 2 to complain about the penis sighting saying “she was upset she might have to explain to her young children what the drawings were.”

I don’t know about you, but this has just made my week. I mean, no matter how I see it, it takes skills in order to pull something like this off. Don’t you think so, too? Anyway, take a look below at how Twitter reacted on this matter.

KREM 2 reached out to the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) to gather more information regarding the incident. They were told by the FAA officials that “unless the act poses a safety risk, there is nothing they can do about it.”

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  1. LazyBoySpokane

    To the mother who wonders what she will tell her kids, say nothing, say “I don’t know what it is”. who cares. take away the kids cell phone, and send them to their room to color. kids do not need to know everything an adult knows. North Korea could send a nuclear tipped ICBM to Seattle, and this idiot mom is worried about sky drawings? Get a clue lady.

  2. Ed

    Hilarous! Grin of the day.
    [The stupid woman (is that redundant?) who can’t figure out to tell her children the pilot is drawing a self-portrait is a Puritanical retard!]

  3. deedsdone

    I got a laugh out of it!! and how tight some folks sphincters are….I can only imagine if they had to contend with a real penis!!! oh, and I agree with whoever said it takes real skill to actually pull that off!!! (the real skill is ….and get away with it…I hope) excellent job of flying and being the few if not only penis(s) ever drawn with a jet its a masterpiece in the art world and a new form of porn!!!

  4. john

    I like to feel a LARGE penis going inside me now and then. I get in the mood for a little pain and I like the feel of it stretching me. I mostly love it when it is attached to a young stud.

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