News: Giant Penis Spotted Over Okanogan Skies
Photo Credits: @_ETOPS_ Twitter
A giant penis contrails loomed over the skies of Okanogan Highlands in Washington State courtesy of a “Navy EA-18G Growler jet flying out of Naval Air Station Whidbey Island,” Chicago Tribune reports.
Naval Air Station Whidbey Island Officers in Oak Harbor, Washington confirmed that the aircraft responsible for the “obscene skywritings spotted in Okanogan County” is indeed theirs.
Naturally, the giant penis contrails garnered the attention of the netizens and Twitter in particular is having a field day about it but the US Navy officials are less than amused. They released an official statement through Lt. Cmdr. Leslie Hubbell, a Navy spokeswoman, saying their jet leaving white trails of a giant penis in its wake is “absolutely unacceptable.” They added that it “holds no training value and is under investigation.”
But it wasn’t just the US Navy officials who weren’t welcoming of the sight. An Okanogan mom called local station KREM 2 to complain about the penis sighting saying “she was upset she might have to explain to her young children what the drawings were.”
I don’t know about you, but this has just made my week. I mean, no matter how I see it, it takes skills in order to pull something like this off. Don’t you think so, too? Anyway, take a look below at how Twitter reacted on this matter.
They were just giving a salute to their commander in chief. I think we have more important things to worry about than a #penis cloud
— Lainie Suzanne (@LainieSuzanne) November 18, 2017
After this obscene’ stunt,
DT might be thinking who’s this “DICKTATOR” 😂🤣😜 #Omak #USNavy US Navy pic.twitter.com/pZTVUKoTVG
— James khan (@Jamesthebason) November 18, 2017
One of my F/A-18 brothers is going to get a hand slap for drawing anatomical features in the sky over #Yakima Proving Ground & drifted to #Omak to the horror of unfunny people. But when compared to some examples by the Air Force…<grin!>#avgeek #avgeeks #myothercar #pilotlife pic.twitter.com/IjpJCkSFHR
— ETOPS (@_ETOPS_) November 18, 2017
The most monumental thing to happen in omak. A penis in the sky pic.twitter.com/SM8k1tNYaj
— Anahi Torres (@anahi_torres_) November 16, 2017
KREM 2 reached out to the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) to gather more information regarding the incident. They were told by the FAA officials that “unless the act poses a safety risk, there is nothing they can do about it.”
Thoughts? Share it with us in the comments section below.
Chem-trail Dicks, LOL
Looks like the Cat In The Hat’s hat to me. Lol.
let them have a little fun
i tell you it brought a smile to my face
To the mother who wonders what she will tell her kids, say nothing, say “I don’t know what it is”. who cares. take away the kids cell phone, and send them to their room to color. kids do not need to know everything an adult knows. North Korea could send a nuclear tipped ICBM to Seattle, and this idiot mom is worried about sky drawings? Get a clue lady.
Word!
Looks more like Ferrell’s hat that the media has laughed off than anything else.
Hilarous! Grin of the day.
[The stupid woman (is that redundant?) who can’t figure out to tell her children the pilot is drawing a self-portrait is a Puritanical retard!]
I got a laugh out of it!! and how tight some folks sphincters are….I can only imagine if they had to contend with a real penis!!! oh, and I agree with whoever said it takes real skill to actually pull that off!!! (the real skill is ….and get away with it…I hope) excellent job of flying and being the few if not only penis(s) ever drawn with a jet its a masterpiece in the art world and a new form of porn!!!
That’s pretty cool! I would have told the kids it was the Arby’s logo in 3-D.
Maybe they wanted to let their balls hang very low and they wanted to show there are some universal dicks in the world
I like to feel a LARGE penis going inside me now and then. I get in the mood for a little pain and I like the feel of it stretching me. I mostly love it when it is attached to a young stud.
It’s a big beautiful sight. Guys good work.
Lol it is amazing how many people get their panties in a bunch over something like this