Sexuality: Why Do You Like Dicks?
An exasperated Redditor brought up this topic over at askgaybros because clearly, he’s been asked this question way too many times than he cares to count. In the end, the original poster (OP) of the thread explained, “I can understand to some extent being curious about other’s sexuality, but answering why you like dick is like trying to answer why you like your favorite foods. Because they taste good and I like them in my mouth.”
Others explained the irritation that comes with being asked this is due to the fact that the one who asked the question made it sound like, and we quote, “we chose to like dick when that’s not the case.” Another user pointed out that the sad part about this is that women don’t get asked the same question while others on the other hand say maybe they were just genuinely curious or that the question was rhetorical in the first place. Either way, most of the netizens advised that the best way to go about it is to play it calm and cool and we agree. Here are some of their suggested comebacks which are smart and hilarious at the same time:
- Once you suck one dick, you’ll never go back.
- They are magically delicious
- Dicks are beautiful
- I like being with a guy, the dick is just a bonus
- *Shrugs* and ask back: How can you not?
- Why? Are you interested?
Which brings us to this question: have you ever been asked why you like dicks and if so, what was your answer? Sound off in the comments section below.