Hookup: The Five Kinds Of Tops You Meet
During the course of your dating life, you’re bound to meet a varied and diverse group of people. That variety and diversity certainly applies to the tops you meet when you’re cruising as well.
No, it’s not just one top you’re meeting when you’re out there — there are a few kinds that will either infuriate you or titilate you, depending on what you’re into. So you don’t go out into the dating scene without being fully informed, here’s our list of the five different kinds of tops you meet when you’re out cruising.
Remember, this is all in lighthearted fun!
1. The Choosy Top
This is the kind of top that is always keeping his eyes open for another option, probably because he knows that there’s bound to be more bottoms than there are tops in the area. You’re probably never going to be his first choice, so interact with him at your own risk.
2. The Daddy Top
Currently the top du jour, he’s what every smooth twink is looking for when they’re out on the prowl. They’re bearded, they’re masculine, and probably remind you of that P.E. teacher you used to have back when you were in high school.
3. The Pushy Top
You usually find these tops in bars and by the time you meet them they’re probably tipsy and on the way to being totally drunk. He’ll crowd you into a corner, touch you when you don’t want to be touched, and will probably try to take you home with him when you really, really don’t want to do so.
4. The Femme Top
The most overlooked top, because everybody’s probably hung up on the idea that tops have to be traditionally masculine. It’s not always the case, but these tops are probably drag queens as well. It’s probably good to keep in mind that your sexual position has nothing to do with your gender expression. Don’t engage in sexual role typecasting!
5. The Fake Top
So you’ve taken the guy home and you’re getting ready to do the deed. You’ve taken off your clothes and about to get lubed up when he tells you, “Maybe you’d like to top me tonight?” While nobody has to be a strict top or a strict bottom, maybe it would be best if these tops made what position they want to take on clear before the clothes come off. It will save everyone involved from a lot of grief.
Adam4Adam blog readers, what are other kinds of tops have you met when you go out and go on dates? Share it with us in the comments section below, and keep in mind that this is all in lighthearted fun. Don’t get too heated in the comments!