Speak Out: What’s The Weirdest Thing You’ve Done With A Hookup?
Human sexuality is a weird and wonderful thing — there are so many unexpected things that turn us on and make us want to do it with another person.
And then there are those things that you really didn’t expect to be doing with the guy you were just fucking or sucking off a few minutes ago. It’s a topic that was recently brought up on the sub reddit r/askgaybros, and some of the stories are hilarious.
User biperveybrother, for instance, talks about how he ended up having pizza with his hookup and his hookup’s mom. He shares that “After the hookup we were just chatting and his mom showed up with pizza. She invited me to stay and I said no but she insisted as she was glad to meet her son’s friend.”
There’s also user Compisbro’s story of having sex in one of the bathroom of the Eiffel Tower. That’s not the weird part, though. Compisbro’s hookup was an on-duty paramedic at the time, and to sneak him in the hookup had him wear a spare paramedic jacket and pretend to be an intern. That’s all well and good, until a teenage girl has a panic attack and faints.
“I had to pretend to take her vitals (she was from the US so didn’t speak french and I do obviously) while he was telling me to play along while he was making sure in general she was okay. This took like 40 mins btw and I was like what the actual fuck am I doing,” he recalls.
User pewpewanthony helped his hookup prepare for a talent show performance.
“I went over to his place and he had a talent show singing performance the next day. He was singing two songs and was writing down what time to have someone manually fade away one YouTube video and start the second, he writes. “I had experience in mixing tracks so I ended up arriving, going back home to get my laptop and making a seamless single track of both songs for him. Then we did it.”
All of these stories make us want to ask all of you Adam4Adam blog readers the same question: What’s the weirdest thing you’ve done with a hookup? Share your stories with us in the comments section below!
I guess mine is kind of boring. After fucking I went to the bathroom. While standing there peeing a heavy stream, he came in knelt down and started drinking my pee. I’m not really into that but I went with the flow so to speak!
Same thing happened to me but we were in the shower and I peed in the shower and he went down and started drinking.
I like drinking pee, it’s a sharing bond between the 2 of us. Urine is fairly safe, and while deep kissing one is sharing spit, and sharing each others cum is great, so why no pee?
i suppose it would be for my hookup… i had had him fuck me to completion whilst i was wearing my gf’s favorite nightgown. was hot af for me.
Screwed a guy laying on a dark road on a blind curve. He’s on his back, legs up in the air and I was on top of him pounding away. We could have been killed if someone was speeding around the corner.
You win!
Two words, chocolate pudding.
YUM!
Not sure any of these are weird things I did on hookups per se, but they’re certainly weird: One time I hooked up with a guy who turned out to be a Baptist minister. But we had good ole hot homosex as if he were just an average Joe – I even fucked him good. Another time, I hooked up with a real hottie. Weird thing? He was totally deaf. He told me about it up front and at times when I would moan or bark out sex talk, I’d stop myself thinking “he doesn’t hear me, why bother?” Lastly, I met up with a guy in NYC. I had my car and drove to near where he lived. We met on the street and he got in the car. We found a relatively discreet spot where we could make out since he couldn’t have me to his apartment (roommates present). After awhile, we basically were done – couldn’t do much beyond some hot kissing. He opened the passenger car door, which faced into the middle of the street and a car came zooming by within inches of plowing through the door – and him! Being a bi-married-discreet guy, the whole drive home my life continued to flash before me – “what if he’d been hit? I’d have had to take him to the E.R., cops would’ve come to the scene, I’d have had to have had my car towed, how on bloody earth would I have been able to explain this all to my wife????”
Was part of theatre company in western Mass. whose campus was an old boys school. Got fucked on my back by a tennis pro in the middle of the disued football field. Nothing like seeing the silhouette of a hot guy above you, and the starry sky behind him, while he pounds your hole!
I was with guy heading back to my place. It was dark. I had told him, to drink plenty of fluids. we had done WS before with me drinking straight from his tap. Half way, he said he wasn’t going to make it and stop. I stop on the side of the road, wh both got out, me on my knees and he pissed like a racehorse down my throat, fortunately no cars came by.
We continued to my place so I could milk out a load of cum too.
Met a guy once on a mountain road and drove down a logging road where I fucked him on the back of my car. Another time, we road 4 wheelers to the side of a Lake and I fucked him oncthe back of the 4 wheeler. Love outdoor sex.
I’m going to use a different anonymous name for this post as I don’t want it associated with my other posts on here. Well, then here goes. I was at an adult arcade, and I and another man got into it, and he started rimming me. Well, I said I might not be clean back there as I needed to take a shit. He said well that’s ok, let me have a taste. So I pushed out a little bit of brown stuff, and wow, he licked it up and swallowed it. He said well give me more. so I did. He ended up relieving me of my entire ass load, and swallowed it all.
OMG that is weird and sick! Did you ever read The Happy Hooker? One of the johns wanted the girl to crap on a Delft china dish and feed it to him. She was mostly upset because she was from Holland as is the china. 🙂
No never read The Happy Hooker, (or seen the movie if there was one). But that is a real fetish. Yes, poop sex is real, and lots of guys (and gals) do get into that stuff. I have done a little as well. Had a guy shit on me once, but don’t think I could ever eat or smear it all over me. (But was fun sharing mine) Yes, it does happen. There are several websites devoted to that fetish as well. Just search gay scat and you will find several sites.
Fell in love with my CO while in the US Army. The Man had a wife, kids and a command. We went to war together but never slept together. He explained it to me: “if I ever touched you, I would lose my wife, kids and command.”
He was a Major and I was a Medic.
I would see him every day and we would look at each other and know that it could not ever happen. Eventually, God had other plans: he came home, horizontal and I came home, vertical. I watched him be put him into the ground amidst all the pomp and circumstance; I remain above ground with all the memories.
It was 51 years ago, last May: he was 37, when he was killed via ‘small arms fire’, and I was 21.
I am 72; he would be 88.
When I go to Arlington, I pay my respects and I hope he knows that I am there? When I die, I will hope that he is there?
Wow. That was both sad and powerful. Thank you, Nathan for sharing that with us.
I believe this is the BEST thing I have ever read on here.
I am sorry it ended that way for you, a very different time, but it sounds like you shared an incredible bond, and that you both remained true to things beyond the ‘moment’.
I believe, and I hope you do too, that there is something more, and that one day we will have the wisdom and spirit to enjoy forever.
To Hunter4B & Mike:
I will thank you, individually & collectively, for your kind words. My intention was to present a different ‘bent’ to the topic. I wasn’t looking for sympathy or empathy; I just wanted to show us readers that sometimes life gets weird or bizarre?
He was a decent man; he took me to Saigon when situations permitted. He took me out for food; spoke to me, kindly, and enjoyed my company.
He never cheated on his wife when we would go to Saigon. On leave, he would go back to The States and stay with his wife and kids, as it was right; I’d stay ‘in-country’ and wonder why I was alone?
At his funeral, I wept and his wife came up to me and asked if I knew him?; I said ‘yes’. He was my CO. After seeing her, I knew why he said ‘no’ to me. It was about his sense of “Duty, Honor and Service.” I do believe he cared for me as much as he could while holding on to “What Was Dear-To-Him.”
I have friends who were graduates of West Point and I live about an hour south; when I go to West Point, I visit Section 34; it is where the Vietnam Casualties of West Point are buried…by choice.
I am grateful that you both respected my posting. I knew ‘several-of-us’ who died wearing our country’s uniform; I visit them, too.
Powerful experience. I feel for you!
I hooked up with a guy from here and a guy who he invited over, who got the hots for me quickly. As I was shifting positions to let the friend suck me, I ended up kneeing the other guy straight in the ear. As it was his house, both me and his friend were mortified. He went downstairs and we followed to check on him and make sure he was alright, but the friend kept looking at me and coming onto me and wanting to go back upstairs. Thankfully he was okay later once the ringing died down. Had to be the most embarrassing incident I ever had.
I helped a hookup I met on line move, he saw a pic of me nekkid on the tailgate of my pickup and said he liked what he saw. So I mosey on down to his apartment and we loaded his bedroom furniture into my truck, moved to apartment about 2 miles away set his bedroom up and fucked each other like crazy the rest of the evening !
I let a guy piss in my ass after he came.
I want someone to piss in my ass. It has never happened to me.
I’ve pissed in AND I’ve been pissed in after a cummy completion of hottt, raw anal fun…it’s a great feeling and wonderful way to share the remaining heat in a waning session….try it, you’ll like it…
On time i had great Vers bb sex with a guy in a trailer in Aurora Il. We were not quiet either. Hot, hard, sweaty, cum everywhere sex. Did all of it in the morning. Then we left his bedroom, naked and messy . His dad was at the breakfast table facing the bedroom door we came out of. And his mom was in the kitchen. Once I got over it, we cleaned up in the shower and sucked, times, and fucked in the shower again with the parents right outside.
My mortgage was due and I had just gotten paid but my computer at home wasn’t working right so before hooking up, I paid my mortgage on his computer, 5 minutes before it would have been too late.
Another time, I met a hot guy at a bar. He got pretty drunk but he was hot, so fucked him. After, he was still kind of toasted and fell asleep, but then he threw up in the bed the rolled over in it… gross.
I wiped his mouth, rolled him out of it, tipped his head sideways so if he did it again, he wouldn’t choke on it… then I left
i am an executive for a large company. i am outwardly very masculine but have been helped to embrace the true sissy that is inside of me. i wear pantyhose and lingerie 24/7. i work a lot of late nights and to make a long story short, was in the restroom squatting to pee and the cleaning man saw my panties and pantyhose. Since then He has made it a habit to have me work nights and service Him. Recently He has begun to have me come over to His trailer and service Him there both domestically and sexually. He has talked about the possibility of having me move in with Him. So hot and so humiliating at the same time.
Met a guy once at the bath house. He invited me to his room and showed me his rimming chair. I spent 45 minutes on it while he thoroughly worshipped my ass. Loved every second of it
I had oral sex in a gas station bathroom. He stopped to get gas for his car, and I told him I had to piss. It was one of the old school gas stations that the bathrooms were outside. I went in to piss and when I was done, he knocked on the door and came in, locked the door, then pushed me up against the wall and pulled my pants down and started giving me head. I’m getting hard again thinking about how hot it made me.
Played with a guy while his wife watched.
I’ve fucked three like that. In two of them I fucked both the M & F. I’m good with either, it just seems guy sex is less complicated than with women. My own wife used to be quite slutty and had a regular thing of “on the second date, it was in the bedroom.” Now she has about stopped any sex, so she has no problem with me fucking/getting fucked by guys.
I went on a nice date, had great communication and only a soft kiss at the end of the night
Now that was weirdddd
Was close to north of Boston in a huge park. This guy wanted me to meet him and do what ever I wanted to. Omg my mind exploded. He was 24yo 175 ripped body and very well hung. The park is known for cruising. I actually brought my back pack of tricks with me. When I opened it up to get out the lube he wanted to explore all of the contents. As we walked through the park he commented on all the hotties walking around. We fooled around and blew each other I took two of his loads and then fucked him and he took two of mine. He asked,”do you think we could get others? Maybe use that rope I saw in your bag?” 5 min later we were at the cruisest part of the park. I had him naked, tied from tree to tree. He couldn’t move if he wanted to. I take bondage very seriously. I waved over a guy I kinda new. He knew what to do immediately with no words. Several other guys lined up. I told the 24yo to give me a wink or speak up if there was anything/anyone he didn’t want. It was so intense at one point we had cocks in both of his holes. I think he took on about 9-10 guys. I was so not expecting him to be a dirty filthy whore (all respect included). But it was a huge turn on.
I went hunting during deer season came across another man. Hunting taking a piss turned around and starting stroking his cock. I was on my knees in front of my catch never got a deer that day but I did get his load
This is probably more cocky than weird. I went out one night met this guy in the bar who was with his lover, he kept starring at me and me at him, we began to talk to each other. I invited him out to the car for a smoke, he wanted to get high; too, afterwards, we made-out, then I had him to suck my dick, we went back in and I said to his lover, “you can have him back, now.”
Hope that didn’t end up in a barroom brawl. My relationship with my BF is open and neither of us have any problem with each other seeing other guys, doing things, and having sex. We have even had threesomes together with a couple of his other friends.
Fucked a guy while his wife watched.
Met a guy who wanted to sniff my dirty socks while sucking meoff. He ended up putting the sock over my cock and sucking me off through the sock. Felt kind of wierd.
I was 24, met a sexy stud in the state park, we went into the heavy woods, both of us got completely naked. I started sucking his cock and he asks me how I would like his cock in my ass . I told him I was an anal virgin, he stated that’s even better. I said I would try. he gets some lube form his pants pocket and proceeds to lube his cock and my hole. It hurt real bad at first but when I relaxed more, he slid right in and it felt Great. He slid his 8 in cock balls deep in me and it felt sooooo goood, I closed my eyes and enjoyed the feeling. When I opened my eyes there were to nice sized cocks in my face, the guy fucking me told me to suck the other 2 guys off, so I did. within 3-4 minutes he soot a huge load in my ass, best sensation I had ever had. the other 2 soon shot their cum in my mouth and on my face. then we all got dressed and left the park.
Not really a hookup itself but sort of in a way. I was in an arcade and there was a recently used condom full of cum on the floor. Well getting turned on, I picked it up, and slid it on my hard cock, and jerked off with it on, full of the other guys cum and all. I came and well that condom was nice and full. Then with it still on, I pissed in it, until it was so full that it popped off of my cock.
Upon making my usual rounds through the isles of a bath house and glancing at all the eye-candy in the private rooms and checking out the horny cocks poking through the glory holes, a tall thin man motioned to me to join him in a more public-type bunk. We talked a bit and sucked a bit, then he began to kiss and lick my taint which drove me wild. I reciprocated by licking his delicious balls. We continued this sex play for quite a long time, then he moved down to my sweet ass. (Even though I was almost exclusively a top, I always kept my hole super clean and my ass and balls shaved.) He moved from my ass back to my taint over and over again. I was so totally overwhelmed. He then began to tongue my hole and tongue my hole deep with the strength of his long tongue. He was able to keep at it for so long, occasionally coming up for air, and returning to bury his face between my butt cheeks.
I swear I thought I was going to explode without even touching my cock. I had experienced rimming, but I never experienced it to such a degree. His stamina was as amazing as his tongue. He was so into my ass and I was so lost in ecstasy. My hole was so wet and warm and relaxed, it opened up as he spread my cheeks with his gentle hands. He alternately fingered me and licked me, then tongued my hole some more. It seemed as though I could have handled a huge cock at that moment. I was barely conscious of my moaning and squirming from his expert tongue.
We were at it for at least an hour when he invited me to his private room. He had me wait there for a few minutes and returned with a candy bar. He asked me to lay on my stomach which I did as he unwrapped the candy bar. He told me we was going to insert it into my hole. He did so then pulled me up by my hips as he skillfully slid underneath me and maneuvered my hips down again so that my ass was on his face. I slowly expelled the candy bar into his mouth. When I turned to get a view of him, he was chewing away which brought a smirk to my face.
We ended our encounter with mutual blow jobs that were way overdue and a jerk-off finally. My load was so huge, I shot up to my adam’s apple with the first eruption, then on my hairy chest with the a couple more squirts, and finally a few more into my naval . Release was never more imminent. We laid together for awhile talking which was nice as so many others cum and run. The candy? It was a Baby Ruth Bar, my favorite to this day and my username!
Wow!! I sure wish we had a bathhouse near me. The closest one is probably 6 hours away. I guess the candy bar was more of a substitute for the real brown stuff huh? But still so hot. Maybe someday I’ll get the chance of really getting into a guy at a bathhouse. But for now, love hookups and threesomes.
Went to help do some repairrs on a friends camper that he leaves year round at a gay campground. We finished the work by 9 in the morning.
We went inside to cool off and he asked if I wanted to get my cock sucked. I’m bi- married and he and I have played before so away went went.After giving me head for about 20 minutes he wanted me to fuck him and I was all to happy to help. Another 20 minutes later and I filles the condom with a huge load.
We stayed in the camper bed talking and he asked if I wanted to go again. I told him yes, but tthis time I wanted him to fill me with his cock. As a general rule he is a bottom,but he was more than happy to guve me my 1st real cock. The next half hour was amazing, so much better than any dildo.
As we laid there talking he asked if I enjoyed it. I replied with a resounding yes and told him I was craving more. He said he was spent,but if I was serious he would make it happy that day. As most of the campsites were full. I stayed in bed in the camper anf he dressed and headed out into the caampground.
The next 5 hours were a blur. I sucked my 1st cock then 11 more also swallowing many of their loads. I lost count of the cocks that entered my ass at 7. I later found out there were 14 total.
It literally hurt to sit and drive over a hour home,but not so bad that it stopped me from going back 3 weeks later and again last saturday.
Where is this campground? Love camping sex.
Years ago on craigslist I chatted up a “discrete” guy with no pics, I ended up going to his place to fuck him. When he opened the door I found out that he was a midget, in my shock and surprise I almost walked out, but was sooo damn horny that I didn’t. He was a real nice guy, but too tight to get into and I didn’t want to hurt him. Definitely one for the books.
Another time I got to another “discrete” guy’s house, he’s in a wheel chair with only one leg and a whole lot older looking too, that one I walked out on. I felt bad about that after, but i figure most guys probibly do the same when they find out.
I was fuckin him at my frineds crib, he was riding me. i came, he quickly dismounted from me, and then suddenly, ABOUT % pounds of everyconsistancy of shit, ALL OVER MY chest. THen he guves me this half assed, head tilted slightly to the side, ultra feminine voice he said, “Oops. Sorry…”
Sounds fun and exciting. I once had a guy shit on my chest. Of course it was sort of planned. Then I shit for him as well. Had fun, shot my load, then we both headed to shower together. Of course that was a long time ago.
One hook up had a guy sucking me nice and slow enjoying my dick but I noticed he kept rubbing my foot on his dick. So, I told him if he has a foot fetish he should just get down and worship my feet. I have nice soft feet and enjoy a good worship session. His whole face lit up and for the next hour my feet were kissed, licked and sucked on. I think I might have been his first feet to worship. He went at my feet like there was no tomorrow. Loved it when he wold lick under my toes just so lovingly. After he got done he got back on my dick and swallowed a nice big load. I had him jack off and cum on my feet and then lick them clean.
May not be weird, but it sure was fun.
I posed as a clerk in the menswear department of a major store at the local mall. I wore a white shirt and tie and had a tape measure draped around my neck. This really hunky early forties dad, with wife and two kids, came to buy him a pair of dress slacks. They chose three pair for him to try on and he went into the fitting room. I followed and offered to “measure him” just make sure the fit was right. You guessed it; he instantly got hard when I took the inside seam making sure to rub the back of my hand against his cock and balls. He didn’t object when I unzipped the fly, lowered the slacks and underwear and released his thick eight inch cock and large danglers. He moaned softly as I sucked his turgid cock and massaged those cum filled man orbs. It only took about ten minutes before he pulled my head forward jamming his cock down my willing throat and unleashed a torrent of man juice down my throat.
We both left the room completely satisfied. “Sale Mr. Humphries.”
So back in the day I was in a video store and there was this hot totally muscled guy in a shirt and tie shaved head. So we got in a booth together and he takes off his shirt and tie…and he is sucking my cock like it was the last cock he ever was going to suck. I could get the money in the slot fast enough…I finally reached up and grabbed his tie…I tied his hands behind his back.
God only knows how long we were in there and I finally shot my load down the back of his throat and he greedily swallowed every drop.
Now the weird part…time passes…maybe 5 or 6 months. I open the NY Daily News and their his his picture…in his NYC policeman’s uniform 🙂
Met this columbian I’m an adult book store in Maine. We blew each other the first time. We met there 6-7 times and one day he invited me back to his place. I fucked him very regularly there. This went on for a year. We became good fwb. He as def one of the most passionate lovers I’ve ever had.
One day he invites me over. When I camE over he was cooking breakfast wearing nothing but an apron. Seeing that light brown ass tied up in a bright white apron instantly had me hard. I kissed his neck and began blowing him. He blew me. This was the best bj he ever gave me. I bent him over the kitchen chair and trimmed that ass. He was going crazy. Stood up and slid deep into him. Fucked him
right there at the table while our eggs were getting cold. Was kissing his neck as I kept fucking him. He blew his load all over the floor. He tells me in Spanish to wait in the bedroom. I went in the bedroom and laid on the bed.
I was tired as I just got off work. He came into the bed room and began blowing me. I was hard but not solid enough to fuck just yet. He asked what was up? I said,”well we just fucked a minute ago. I need a few min to get going again.” He yells out in Spanish ,” Paulo, get the fuck in here!” In walks his twin brother. I stood up in bed. They were identical. Everything about them was exactly the same. The one I was always seeing says,”did you fuck my brother? He lets steals my lovers?” I didn’t know what to do. But knew what I wanted to do. They both saw I was. Lil freaked out. Then they started laughing. They did this all the time. Even through school. Even their mother couldn’t tell them apart until they spoke.
So the guy I fucked laid in bed with me. The other bro was rock hard. He crawled up towards us. His bro began blowing him. Then I joined in. I began rimming him as his bro kept blowing him. He was going crazy. The both loved getting rimmed. I was rock solid by this point and stuck it in him. The brother rolled over. He stuck his cock in him. I was the only one with out a dick in me. I kept fucking him until I came again. Then he blew his load in his bro. I was never so turned on so much. I didn’t want that day to end.
So I hung out most of the day. They asked me to drive them to Boston airport. I waited in the car with the new bro. We circled the lot. He got a call and I drove to the pu area. There I see standing there as my old hook up and another bro. Not twins but Triplets.
I believe my brain scrambled. There were too many thoughts all at once. On the way back to the apt we chatted. Up in the apt I so wanted it to happen. I know it sounds like bs but it’s true. They haven’t seen each other in several years. Sex want really on the agenda. So I let them have their time together. Thinking I’ll be a huge stud tomorrow and fuck all three. But it never happened. The original bro called me a couple days later. Invited me over. We were alone. I was so upset. Both brothers headed back home. I never should have left.
I asked and yes the other bro was gay as well. One of the hottest days of my life.
I achieved the twin sweepstakes too although it was different. I met this hot 26 year old when I was 40 and we had sex all day long. He had a great body, incredible mouth and sweet ass. Very passionate and great in bed. He lived about an hour away but he gladly came to my house. A week later I met this guy online and I drove about an hour to meet him at his house. He too was 26. Not as hot as the other guy, a little bigger but still quite attractive. After spending a few hours having sex with him he tells me that he got my information from his twin brother. I was clueless about who this could be. That’s when he tells me who his twin is and I’m incredulous about the way they pulled one off with me. They both wanted a little more but we were too far apart to do much else. I did suggest a threesome to the second twin but he said they never did that and wouldn’t! What a shame.
I got to his place and he asked if I would mind wearing pantyhose while we mad out. Turning a guy on turns me on on so I said sure. Next thing I know, he flips me on my back rips a hole in them and pounds me for a good 15 minutes. It was really hot!