Speak Out: What is Your Favorite Pick-up Line?
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So, pick-up lines guys, do you have one? Or chat-up lines, whatever it is called these days, really. Cambridge Dictionary defines chat-up line as “a remark that someone makes to another person to make their sexual interest known to that person and start a conversation.” And, let’s face it, it’s hard to think of a pick-up line, especially ones that will make him laugh, aren’t cringey, and won’t make him think you are creepy. We most certainly want them to stay and have the conversation going and not walk away from us or block us online.
Anyway, we are asking you because we stumbled upon this popular thread on Reddit about pick-up lines. What they’re actually discussing is if “I like your boots” is the new gay pick-up line these days. The original poster (OP) is wondering because he was told that by a person he thought might be gay but that his boots, he said, are worn and stained. One of the respondents in the thread said that for some users on Tumblr, “I like your boots” actually meant “You’re hot, are you gay too?” The trend is said to be attributed to the film Love, Simon (2018, Greg Berlanti). Check out that particular scene below.
Others in the thread said the best pick-up line they’ve ever heard is simple and straightforward, that is, “Fuck me” or sometimes, “Nice shoes, fuck me.” One of the respondents said his friend’s pick-up line is, “Do you know my friend Sean Cody?” Oh, and this one: “You know, ginger really is the best spice.”
What about you, guys? Do you have a pick-up line when chatting with other guys whether face-to-face or here on Adam4Adam? More importantly, did your pick-up line or chat-up line work? Or are you the type who only say sup or hey? How did that work for you?
Maybe you’re the type who will only look and hope the guy will approach you instead? Same here on Adam4Adam, do you wait for other guys to chat you up instead? Lastly, what are the best and strangest pick-up lines you’ve ever heard? Share with us your thoughts and pick-up line stories in the comments section below.
Seriously? Don’t gays just say “Wanna fuck”?
Yes!
The pick-up line that a guy used on me at a bar once that I found interesting enough to share with y’all was this: “Hi, my name is Cliff (w/ his hand extended for a handshake). I just wanted to come over and say ‘congratulations’.” As he was about to go on his merry way….I said “wait….congratulations for what?”
“Whatever it is your doing, ” he said…”because whatever it is….it’s working!”
Before groaning and puking at the high cheese-factor in the pick-up line, it worked. We dated long distance for 6 months from that night. It might have been the delivery as he was 6’5 of dark brooding handsome with a raspy masculine voice. (That never hurts, huh). 🙂
Shiiiiiiiitttt…
I NEVER get a pickup line that is not either, “Hey” or “Wanna hook up?”
and when that happens, i don’t even answer, i ignore them or sign off. if thats the best they can do, i have no fucking time for them in their intellectual and social laziness. jesus h christ the nerve of some people that make the excuses to justify this kind of shit, and then get all snoflaky meldown and broke up because they get ignored or turned down. If i have an interest in someone, i go full original after reading their bio and actually lead with something real, but i also have the expectation to expect very little in return as original pushes a lazy mind into overload and shutdown.
“… wanna shower with me? ..”
Mine is a mix of verbal and physical concept. Its ‘Whats up brah’ eye brow lift and hook line and face in the sinker yo :-).
Is that a hard-on in your pants, or did you just stick a ruler down there to look good?
My favorite pick-up line is u owe me that!
How “millennial….” (urk…)
ATwo simple words: “Let’s fuck”
What would you like for breakfast?
I like being told I have a nice ass, because I know within the hour, it will be up in the air receiving some good dick
Back in the day I would sit next to someone at a bar and open with “Good evening. wanna fuck?”
“No.”
“OK, that’s out of the way. Now we can carry on a conversation.”
And we’d talk. And he’d usually go home with me.
That’s my favorite pick up line too!
Clever customized Original pick up lines never work for me.
I have to say “hey” “nothing much chillin you?” And act absolutely disinterested and brain dead to get any response from these people.
I don’t have a pick up line. They are tacky and unnecessary. Eye contact works much better, as do smiles and bashful grins.
Pardon me for being old fashioned, but a firm handshake, confident smile and a warm hello go a long way with me. This business of speaking in code just clouds the issue. When I’m interested in someone else, I tell them immediately what attracted me to them. Yeah, I know. “How 1970s”. Try it – it works.
What’s clear here is that the blog question came from a suddenly “I see you at the club, or maybe the gym, or the mall right now” vantage point. And “I can’t keep my teenage girl shit together long enough to let you get to know me so that no one has to drop a line.”
The one that has worked the best for me is after making eye contact and smiling, go up to them and ask “How do I get to know you better?”
“…looking for a benji or two?”
To quote Buckcherry “I’m a big-dick-motherfuckin’ porno star”
“Suck my Dick” gets me every time. 😉 (if you’ve got the dick to back it up.)
“Don’t I owe you fifty bucks?”
“Whassup Cutie?”Works every time
Nothing better then the time honored ” Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.”
None, if you need one you don’t have what it takes. Games are for children.
“I’m a ass eating top with a fat cock and stamina. You commin’ with?”
Yep lol
I don’t use them but have heard a few: “Wanna go home with me?”… my answer: “No!”
Another that was clever: “Did your boyfriend really let you come here without him?”
At least I engaged in conversation with him.
The above shows that the post-pandemic gay scene us a cesspool of social dysfunction. Not ONE “Hi! How are you tonight?” Or “Hey, care to dance?” A recent trip to a longstanding LA smallish bar showed the result…dance floor gone, now covered with video games, the players not even acknowledging the existence of anyone else there. A few meth deals going on out back. I am SOOOO glad I’m done with it all.
How’s it hanging, man?
“You have something on your chest…my eyes”.
People just looking for a release don’t bother with pickup lines. Seems like the guys wanting some special individualized message on here are just seeking attention. Like those tiresome profiles on apps that just say “read me” in the headline.
Are your balls half empty or half full?
When cruising outdoors, I ask, “Are you looking for wildlife?” Often get a laugh. If he understands, I might then suggest a cooperative venture might have a more satisfying outcome.
You like a nice place to sit, can I?
“Hey, I got Aerosmith tickets…and some good weed.”
(Never Fails)
You driving or am I? ; )
Host or travel?
Do guys even need pick up lines? Most men wanna fuck anyways. Most guys say what they want and don’t go around the bushes.
How’s your sperm count?!
Wanna fuck.
That was easy.
You look familiar, are you on the A4A website ?
Got anything you need polished?
the best pick up line (not mine) was at a bar. i was there alone there were lots of people and i was leaning against the wall flanked by other guys. he came over and placed himself between me and the guy who was next to me. he said nothing picked up my right had and placed it on his very hard cock. we left together
My best pickup line was actually a pickup “move”. I used to hang in a very long and narrow NYC bar. On a crowded friday night I was threading my way through to the bathroom in the rear when I tripped over something and was caught by a fantastic set of arms. After thanking him for preventing me from totally embarrassing myself by hitting the floor, I got us drinks and we began to chat. At closing time we moved our personal party to his place. By sunday brunch we had fucked repeatedly and poured our histories out to each other. It was then he admitted that he had seen me coming and stuck out his foot to trip me on purpose so he could catch me and say hello! I was momentarily pissed….but…..15 years later the man is asleep in the bedroom as I type!
I don’t normally use what someone would call a ‘pick-up line’ but one blurted out in a really hilarious way. Years ago, I was cruising this guy in The Rambles (a NOTORIOUS gay section of Central Park). I must have been really lost in how hot this dude was because when he walked over to me with a big smile on his face, I was speechless for a moment. When he told me he noticed me checking him out, I told him exactly what was on my mind… I simply said to him “Damn man… I was honestly just wondering what you would look like butt naked and bent over with honey dripping down the crack of your ass”.
Not only did we end up fucking THAT night but JP and I remained fuck buddies for a couple of years. 😉