Sports : His Penis Cost Olympian His Medal
Day in and day out we see someone else’s dream end right before our own very eyes it’s become a natural phenomenon. We saw losses and disappointments on regular basis we learned to shrug it off and move on, treat it as just another day in our life.
Japanese pole vaulter Hiroki Ogita’s 2016 Olympian dream however, ended in an unconventional manner, so much so that it’s gotten the attention of the netizens.
It was the qualifying rounds for the Men’s pole vault last Monday, August 15th, but Ogita failed to clear the height of 5.3 meters owing to certain body parts.
His shin and… his penis.
Yep, you read it right.
His shin grazed the bar first but it was his sizeable package that delivered the final blow, dislodging the bar from its place and subsequently, Ogita’s Olympic aspirations. He did clear his second attempt but only at 5.45 meters leaving him on the 21st place.
There’s no mistaking though, that not only did he place first in the hearts of the netizens all over the world for another kind of, ahem, pole competition—he also became the object of their wet dreams.
The positive side about dreams and aspirations is that every time we fail we can always try again just like how Ogita can try again in 2020 at the Tokyo Games—his home country.
Check out the GIF below
Well, that’s a bummer of a way to lose your shot at Olympic gold…
He was gonna flop on this one anyway. He hit it with his arm too. Seems like it was his destiny and probably took his breath too since it looks like his sack and penis were involved. Real kick in the nuts for the poor guy.
his penis didn’t deliver the final blow, he hit it hard with his arm! lame.
Uh, disqualified by an inch … one tiny little inch.
I wonder if I could KISS IT and make it feel better?
Penis didn’t hit it. Made it sound like some black guy with a 8″ when soft was doing the jump. Asian guy was probably his sack that hit it.
LMAOOO
A headline worthy of The National Enquired.
Sorry BUTT, a pun intended…if you watch this a few times slowly…it would have fallen anyway. He started hitting this before the knee and the progression would have pushed the bar off anyway. Sadly his balls was the last straw
I see his shin and then his arm hitting it. But that’s none of my business.
Ironical, for two reasons: first, a man not thinking of his penis as he leaped, led to his loss. Second, had he worn a positional restrictor like briefs or a heavy elastic supporter, his form and flow would have been compromised even more. Sometimes, the Fates hit you with what you avoided, a common theme in Greek folklore. Once again, that’s even more ironic; although, had he competed as the original Olympians, his penis, unrestricted by clothing, would have been flung upward, relative to his body, and not been held in place, by clothing, to hook the bar. How’s that for a thought? Maybe the early Greeks had it right.
His cock is pretty small tho