Hookup: The Five Kinds Of Bottoms You Meet
Some time ago, we wrote about the five kinds of tops that you meet during your dating life, and we really appreciated the lighthearted discussion that went on in the comments section. So we thought it fair to also bring up the kinds of tops you meet when you go out and try to hookup.
Once again, this is all in lighthearted fun. Don’t get too heated in the comments!
1. The “female” bottom
Okay, try to read the whole thing first before getting angry. Gender roles are outdated and really should be discarded, but these types of bottoms still seem to be very hung up on those roles. He’ll never make the first move, will expect the top to pay for everything, and expect the top to keep up the conversation. There’s nothing wrong with it if the top wants to do it for you, but don’t expect it from every top you meet
2. The “barnacle” bottom
You guys know how barnacles stick to ships and are extremely difficult to remove? This bottom is the same, but with tops. It’s fine if you guys are in a monogamous relationship, but it’s embarrassing when you’re doing it to a top that’s clearly not interested in you. Just take the loss and move on.
3. The tall bottom
In much the same way that femme tops are overlooked because of sexual role typecasting, bottoms who are tall aren’t the ones that get overlooked simply because they don’t “look the part.” So the next time a tall guy puts the moves on you, don’t necessarily expect him to top you or you might end up disappointed.
4. The power bottom
Arguably the bottom that’s most visible in the mainstream consciousness. It would not be surprising to hear the term mentioned in anything from reality shows to sitcoms. As any gay man knows, a power bottom is far from your submissive stereotype. They take control in a situation and tell you exactly how they want you to be pleased. For a certain type of gay guy, that is very, very hot.
5. The “ho” bottom
If you’ve ever been into the kink scene, you’ve probably encountered the “ho” bottom. He’s the bottom that’s in a swing with a line of tops looking to pound that hole. He’s the bottom that all your top friends are very familiar with. And there’s nothing wrong with that! Adam4Adam is absolutely sex-positive, and we support you and your ho self, just as long as you play safe!
Adam4Adam blog readers, what are other kinds of bottoms have you met when you go out and go on dates? Share it with us in the comments section below, and keep in mind that this is all in lighthearted fun. Don’t get too heated in the comments!