Stories : Four Funny and Embarrassing Sex Stories
(Photo Credits: Sean Cody)
Yes, sex can sometimes be hilarious when something unexpected happens. And when it does, happen to you, my advice is to not dwell on it because it’s totally normal and definitely not an isolated story.
You feel it is horrifying while it is happening, even think you’ll never live this embarrassing experience down but the truth is mostly everybody probably has got a funny and embarrassing sex story to tell. Don’t you think so, too? Anyway, one Redditor brought up this topic and it gained hilarious responses.
- The Puke – the user who created the thread (OP) related how he was sucking his partner’s dick but then said partner shoved the dick down his throat. OP then proceeded to puke all over his partner’s dick much to his own embarrassment. Partner told him not to mind it and they carried on as if nothing happened.
- The Bed – couple had been a little overly vigorous in an otherwise fragile bed. Said bed’s wooden bed frame collapsed, no one was hurt so they merely laughed it off. The embarrassing part came a bit later when the commenter had to ask for help from their building’s repairman cum doorman to put the frame back together. The guy put two and two together and now makes “creepy comments” about commenter’s “vigor” every time they meet.
- The Fart – one of them confessed that he farted while someone was eating his ass, what’s more is that the fart had the “strangest sound.” A guy jumped in on the discussion and said that someone farted on him while he was eating their ass (with a ‘brrrp’ sound) but that they only laughed it off as very little could “dissuade” him when it comes to eating ass.
- The Pimple – one guy said he was “sucking someone’s nipple playfully in the dark, only to move away and bump into the actual nipple.” The guy added, “Turned out I had been playfully sucking a decently sized pimple.”
So, that’s their funny and embarrassing story. What’s yours?