Sexuality: What’s the Weirdest Thing Said To You During Sex?
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Hey, guys! Have you ever blurted out something really weird or funny even, while having sex? On the other hand, what are the weirdest lines or funniest lines you’ve ever heard from your hookup or partner?
Others find being called daddy weird but one of the netizens said that was nothing compared to being called pig daddy or daddy pig. One of them confessed his boyfriend screamed, “Yas Daddy” after boyfriend penetrated him which made him punch the guy but really, they found it funny they couldn’t stop laughing. But for others, it was not funny at all but weird. The original poster of the thread said he was once told this, “Fuck me daddy! Fuck me good. Fuck me before momma comes home.” Others pointed out there must be an interesting story behind it, one they don’t want to know.
Further, one of them said his hookup offered his dad (what’s this, like a buy one take one, perhaps?) and asked him, “You wanna fuck my dad too?” In addition, one of the guys was told and we quote, “Fuck my shitoris. Erupt into my bussy like Mount Vesuvius in AD 79 resulting in the destruction of Pompeii!” Clearly, his hookup is a history buff, don’t you think so, too? Okay, so someone in the thread pointed out there’s no way this could be true (that someone actually said this) but I’ll leave the judgment to you.
This guy on the other hand, was told on their second date, “Oh, ya baby..I’m gonna make you cum baby. If I was a superhero, my super power would be to make you cum! Cum baby! CUM!!” Needless to say, he didn’t come.
But what about this one, it seems fairly common because I’ve read this one as well from other similar threads: hookup whispered, “I love you” in their ear as their hookup comes. It would have been sweet but they only met like an hour earlier before they jumped into bed.
Anyway, have you ever blurted out something weird during sex? What’s the weirdest or funniest thing you’ve ever been told in the heat of the moment? Did it turn you off or did you find it funny? Share with us your stories in the comments section below.
“FUCK YOU LIKE I HATE YOU!”
“FILL YOUR MAN CUNT WITH MY BABY BATTER!”
“Can you come home with me and show my wife how to suck cock” – heard that more than once 😉
Hmm…. where are u again? Lol
One guy was yelling out the profile name I use here, numbers and all. Made me feel like a Borg. Needless to say when all was said and done for both of us, I did not have him stay over night.
I once blew a guy who kept saying “Oh your so good, my son is six.” It wasn’t in a pedo way but he was trying to make a connection or something. He kept saying that plus other bits of his life over and over. It’s not the time dude. Needless to say I never did it again. I don’t need to hear about your child son while your dick is in my mouth.
Maybe he was telling you his sons age tee see if you wanred to children and if yes he wanted to be married to you right away hahaha
My ex every time: “I’ll give you everything you’ll ever want as long as I can fuck you.”(I’d be inclined to take him back should we decide to try again, he was the best I’ve ever had.)
My last hook-up: “You’ll be my lady, right? I want you to be my lady.”
Needless to say, I’ve kinda avoided anal since. ^-^;
Can you taste my girl’s pussy on my dick? I just fucked her and came over so you could suck me off.
That is the best line ever!!!!
That is actually very hot. Str8 guys are so much fun!!!
Maybe the person saying “I love you” was speaking to the person he was making love to in his mind, and not the one he was fucking …
“DUDE, YOUR DICK JUST THREW UP ALL OVER ME!”
A hook up once said to my husband and I, “I am not gay after I cum”. Honestly!
I can’t say that anyone has ever said anything weird to me during sex. I must be missing out!
I was getting fucked very nicely when the guy wispered in my ear that he wanted his dog to fuck me while he took pics
A guy was about to fuck me and he starts asking me about other guys ,totally lost the mood
My wife is going to kill me.
I said, don’t tell her dummy.
One guy said to me “Give me that nigger dick!”
I wish that n-word was not printed out because it didn’t have to be. As a african American and loyal to this site, I’m offended. Non- african Americans have no idea, not even a clue how bad that word hurts. It pierces pain deep inside my soul. This word was used during hanging of my people, this word was used during slave auctions, this word was used during Jim crow laws, this word was used in the hot -ass fields while my people was picking fuckin cotton, this word was used when Emmit Tills was murdered because a ugly-ass white woman lied on him, this word was used before and after that asasination of Dr. King, this word was used during bloody Sunday, this word was used during integration when those brave young black kids tried to go to a all white school, this word was used when Rosa Parks refused to give up her seat on that ragged- ass bus, this word was used when those young brave black college kids were physically removed from sitting at a restaurant counter trying to get served. I’m sure you get the picture so hopefully that word would be editted to the (n-word) in future instances. I’m not trying to be a dictator, just out of respect for us on this site and the history of that demeaning word; it the right thing to do….respectfully.
Marcus,
Yes that word did not have to be spelled. Your examples of how it was used show our history and how hateful things were and yes hate still exist.
Today that word is used by black Americans daily. More so then the “non-african American’s”. That is sad in itself.
While the N-word offends you the term African American offends me. Not all persons of color (black) heritage comes from Africa. I think it is racist to assume that all do.
I also believe that it separates us. We are all equal and have the same opportunities and decisions to make. We are all just Americans fighting the same battles. Gay, straight, black or white. We all bleed red blood.
When a group of people separate themselves from society hate and disrespect will thrive.
Funny, I feel the same way about the word “queer.”
But then there are black men that specifically WANT that work to be used. Soooooo. Now what?
Well, I agree the N word is a very hurtful, derogatory word. It still is used today, making blacks feel less human, and is extremely hurtful. I’ve also heard it said by white people to other whites in a very derogatory way. Also blacks have a way of saying derogatory words to whites as well. None of these hurtful words need be said. Regarding the African American thing, the only true African Americans are those who were literally born in Africa and are now living in America. Most blacks were born right here in America, so they are just Americans, nothing more, nothing less. And true not all blacks have an African heritage, as many have heritage from other countries. I have experienced it first hand even though I am white, as my best friend, boyfriend, and lover is a black man. I’ve even experienced it being used by my own family and other friends, which is horrible. Using the N word is completely unnecessary. My BF and I have learned to just “laugh it off”, even though it should never be said, even though deep down it makes us both very angry. We are all humans, regardless of skin color, nationality, heritage, religion, etc. PS: (To Marcus from the post above), I would never, ever call you the N word, or any other black person. I feel for you, it was a horrible, uncalled for time in history. The reason black people have such a struggle today and so many blacks live in poverty is NOT the fault of the black race, but rather the fault of the white race and the horrible things they did to blacks in the past. Also, to clear things up for those who might think that I as a white man that I have a “fetish” for black men, that is NOT the case. I love him for whom he is, which has nothing to do with his skin color.
I have a FB, young, studly Black guy. He calls me daddy, which is fine. He tells me to tell him how much I like fucking my boy. Now, I’m not the politically correct kind at all, but I was unsure if I should call him boy. I ALWAYS call dudes I’m with “boy” when they call me daddy. Kind of unsure, but I went with it. After a couple other sessions, he tells me, “C’mon, fuck your ‘n-word’ with your huge White cock.” (I’m not really White, but ok). So that goes on for a few sessions. Then I go from Daddy to Master. Really don’t know how to feel about that, but hey, it’s his fantasy, and he’s so fucking hot. lol. Anyway, he tells me he wants me to get some of my friends together to take care of my ‘n-word.’ WANTS ME TO HOLD AN AUCTION AND SELL HIM TO ONE OF MY FRIENDS!! Totally freaked out, but react like the cool cucumber that I am. He keeps begging me to sell him, and wants me to call him ‘n-word.’ I just keep telling him, he’s my BOY. So I found a buddy that was into that fantasy and hooked them up, but my buddy keeps asking me to be his Master and sell him at auction.
Wow, well, its sounds like”internalized oppression”, or, he’s having fun with it, flippin’ it, either way it’s pretty twisted. Sounds like something someone young would do; no real connection with that hist. Even though its everywhere you look, having acquired vast knowledge of, but, I’m a baby-boomer, my folks came out of the Jim Crow experience. So its quite close, still, now I live in the south, So-Florida, having been raised in Minn., this is like stepping back in time, hearing it, seeing it real-time.
To each his own. There is no accounting for what can or will turn someone on, however, when it comes to fantasy, we often get the pleasure of controlling what we once found uncontrollable. Like a ‘Rape Fantasy’ it does not mean you actually want to be hurt or raped even, the primary process of the Id is the pleasure principle, and to just to be nearly in a flux of control might make the situation that much more wild. Problematic if you are NOT into the fantasy and being pushed along on a ride not of your choosing. At some point, I’d be jumping ship!
True, and since he is the bottom, he has all the control (setting the scene) actually. Kind of like Jiu-Jitsu, when you’re on the bottom using as cross-bar; tap-out your opponent.
Common
Yep, almost the same here, this guy said,”this why we love a big black bucks in bed” and that’s when I gave it to him in the most brutal fashion-making it hurt til’ ‘I’ was done, lol!
Respectfully submitted, to my brothers Forrest, Marcus, & Lamar:
The only way YOU can kill a stereotype is to not be someone else’s evidence of the concept. A nearly impossible feat since you cannot change someone else’s belief structure. I have a begged a good friend of mine to stop using the N-word, she is college educated and sassy smart, and she once told me she had a right to use it as she IS Black. My only reply was, you cannot impact change when you do not make the change yourself … her mother was old school, and told her to fit in ‘white society’ she would have to work TWICE as hard to be considered HALF as good [painful in itself]. We had a long discussion about how [in our lifetime] many Jews were able to successfully end the use of the K-word [sorry, not going into further explanation, but if you are older than 30 you probably know it]. I haven’t heard THAT word in years, and mostly because Jews stopped using it, and have called its use out in their presence!
FORREST: I hope you spun on your heels, and left, a great way to make the UNACCEPTABLE POINT he could not speak to you in those demeaning terms.
MARCUS: I agree with you, I have cut it from my vocabulary, even when having a social or academic discussions, as ‘The ‘N-word’ is sufficient to make the point … I do have two points to add, however,
1. just as you make your point here, and believe me I HEAR the ANGER in your TEXT, but the same point is made better when you don’t stoop to the use of pejoratives as well! (hot fields, ragged bus, etc.). WE set the standard here, and though I am far more than the White skin others see, there are words that struck my ancestors to the core of their existence, I will not use those words, and out of respect for your words here, I fight that same argument whenever it rears its ugliness and call it out even when no one Black, or Jewish, or gay is in the conversation …
2. The use in historical books and plays, I believe serves a function, and I believe they should NOT be censored, as who wants to read Baldwin censored? Hansberry is genius with her use as an example of internalized racism! Mark Twain’s use in Huckleberry Finn is satire at its finest as everyone who speaks the word in the novel is thus proven more ignorant than the characters who have little academic education. Therefore, I suggest there may be cause for appropriate use in certain texts, so we may teach the impact you shared [deep soul pain].
LAMAR, In my sincerest admiration of you my friend: He was an unworthy vessel of your love making or sexuality. No brutality could make up for his thoughtless disrespect. Feed a lover, STARVE a bigot!
Agreed! Which is why I’m very careful-choosy these days, I just wish there were more African Americans, ect., in my age group to meet. I’m not a separatist, its just that in my generation/age group, there’s way to much racist ignorance: programming and expectations, misconceptions, ect., you’d be just as surprised as I am disappointed.
It’s overt as it is covert, thanks to or current political situation, its not a Presidency as I understand the meaning, behavior, duties and devotion to ones country .
Thank you, though, you have my admiration as well.
Do you mind if I smoke while you eat?
One guy I fucked and give me two good loads he looked at me and said “‘You deserve an Oscar for that performance” and I said I a drink and a cigarette will do and % minutes to rest and we can repeat the scene. Honest Truth!!
I was giving a guy head, he asked if I wanted feedback….
Another guy I was giving head to, asked how his girlfriends pussy tasted as he just fucked her, I did notice a different taste I couldn’t identify.
Once, in the middle of what was otherwise a great session with a hot man (whom I had planned on meeting regularly), he asked, “So, how do you think the Dolphins will do this season?” I don’t have any idea what — if any — response I gave him. Yes, I actually DO follow the local sports teams, but a question like THAT really could have waited until we were getting dressed. It completely ruined the atmosphere, and we never hooked up again.
Id been fucking this twink (22yo 165lbs 6’1″ 7″cut, blond/blue he was so hot!)for about 2 years very regularly. He was so fucking cute. We had sex everywhere. Cars, woods, public places etc. the last year he invited me back to his place 7 days in a row. Promising to never return unless I was invited. Everytime his place was empty I went over and fucked him.
Several months went by at his place we had a regular thing. What could go wrong I asked.
So one night I was in a gay bar (not really my thing). Met this guy. We made out at the bar and things we getting heavy. He said,”you want to come back to my place?” So I followed him. He pulled into my twinks drive way. (We went a different direction down a country road then I was use to, only realized where I was as I got out of the truck). Didn’t know what to do. So I played through.
He said,”lets go up to the spare bedroom. My family is out.” I led the way. We started up where we left off at the bar. I was fucking him on the twin bed and he was holding onto the head board. I’m driving him as hard as I can. He lets out this strange moan and I say,”holy fuck Justin moans the exact same way.” (Justin also held onto the head board just like his dad). He spun around with my cock still in him and grabbed me by the shoulders,”what the fuck did you just say?!!!!” It was that point I realized how deep I was standing in it. I basically forgot the English language. His dad kept saying,”WHAT? WHAT??? WTF did you just say?” I didn’t know what to do. So we calmled down (still naked) and talked. I said,”well I’m sorry you had to find out like this your son is gay. Please do not let on he wants to tell you in his way.” He was kinda mad. Then I said,”I’m not trying to be a dick but if you embrass him or say anything to him, I will visit your wife and tell her of our lil romp in the hay.” I now got mad and said,”when he tells you, you better be supportive. Don’t be a douche.” Then I swore I’d never say a word to anyone. Esp Justin. We were calm and things settled down. We laughed about it. As I was leaving he again grabbed me by the shoulder and said,” we aren’t done!” I went and fucked him on the couch. I never said a word to either about the other. I soooo wanted a father son threesome. Never happened.
So, unless you are implying this (moaning and holding the headboard the same way) is genetic, what was really happening was that bio-dad and bio-son were really having sex with each other, and acting out the scenario with others. Well to each his own …
No i wasn’t implying they were having sex with each other. (I could only dream and if that were the case I’d be right in the mix with both of them) Justin was a carbon copy of his dad. I was fucking them both doggie stylle. They both crossed their arms and grabbed the same spindals on the head board most ppl would have just reached out in front and grabbed the ones closest to them. The fact they both crossed their arms was weird.
I don’t know if moaning is genetic but they both have this weird low to high back to low moan. I’ve fucked a lot of guys and made a lot of guys moan. Never heard anything like this. It’s weird and very distinguishable. Def a family thing.
Jusin has already started back to college, I’ll see him in a few months. I’ll keep you posted as to what transpires.
I had a guy say once, when he was about to cum inside me… “I’m going to paint the inside of your walls.”
I was attending a convention in Chicago and a much younger guy (his profile said he was a baseball player) came to my hotel room. He was incredibly cute and hot and we had a really great time. Midway through he said he loved me and wanted to spend the rest of his life with me. I thought “Whatever, it’s unlikely” and we went on with things quite nicely. Who’s to say what the other person is thinking of or what turns them on? So I went with it. When we were finished he asked if he could stay the night. There was something about the way he was which was the very sweetest thing. But my foreground thought was that he was totally nuts. He fell asleep dead out and I was literally awake the whole night from worry ’cause I thought he was cray-cray. He was perfectly normal in the morning and except for the lost sleep, I was much more plus than minus on the encounter.
This dude that I had met called me and said wyd. I replied nm just chilling. He asked if I can come over. I said I need to shower, he said, Please dont shower sir, I wanna smell and taste you in the natural. Needless to say, I didnt go. I like dudes natural but please shower daily.
I used to hook up with this guy pretty much on a regular basis and he was into dirty talk. It’s not my thing really, and I was trying keep up, be creative, and turn him on. Well he is half mexican, and from the Los Angeles area, and I am also of Latino ancestry and have a historic Spanish last name. Well I am not proud of this, and it felt wrong of me to say it but I did it because he was really into dirty talk it really got him turned on, and I really liked this guy so I did it. I would say to him “Do you like my little cock you chulo bottom bitch.” or “Your Daddy’s chulo bottom bitch”. Of which he replied yes, yes. Lol It was crazy, and he used to ride my dick and lick my face he liked to lick my beard it was nuts.
A guy was fucking me really good and he whispers in my ear, “Let me impregnate you with my babies.” Totally killed the mood cuz I wanted to laugh so hard.
Many years ago … we were making out, he was above me. Then he raised himself over me like he was doing a push up, looked down at me and said “Pretty boy, pretty boy, you’re mine, you’re mine.” I was out. Told my roommate what happened. He called me a liar. Later he dated my roommate and said the same thing to him. I was prettier 🙂
“Are you Lex Luthor’s dad?”
Apparently he thought I looked just like (or possibly was) the actor who played that part on the Smallville TV series. I looked him up later and could see there was a passing resemblance between us, but not enough that anyone (other than thst one guy) would confuse us.
O hate it when a dude says “Damn, you are so tight. I must have the biggest cock you have had!” Have felt like saying “No dude, I know how to clench around that skinny excuse for a dick”
LOL…that’s fuckin awesome!
My weird thing was that this guy said “I’m pre-cumming in you!”, just before he said “I’m cumming in you!”.
Two stories… first one: the guy was giving me head… probably some of the best in my life at the time, then he pulled up and whispered in my ear, ” you ready to fuck my loose ass?” I silently pulled my athletic shorts up, walked out and went home…
Second: I was in it and the guy felt bold enough to tell me, “Fuck me into my grave!” And boy did I try! Needless to say I didnt succeed (I’m not a murderer guys! But I did make him cry…
I was once told “ scream like a woman!” Needless to say, I never hooked up with him again.
You should have screamed ” how many times do i have to tell you to take out the trash?”!!
Points to Denny.
When guys call their ass a boy pussy or mancunt as soon as we start to play. Major turn off just put my pants on and left.
I was hVing the greatest time with another hot bi married man. I was on my back and he was on top of me Fucking me really good and liking it a lot. This handsome man comes closer to my face as he thrusts deep in me.
I move to kiss him. He moves away horrified and says DUDE. THAT IS SO GAY!
The only thing I could say was….Really!
A guy was fucking me and he whispered, “I’m gonna impregnate you with my babies.” It killed my mood because I wanted to laugh out loud.
Oh, hell no. That would qualify for my foot in his ass as I am pushing this idiot out the door with a for rent sign on his back.
Hooking up with this guy who spoke broken English, getting pretty heavy when he blurted out “oh yeah, let’s play with little boys”. It all came to a dead stop. I speak Spanish so I asked him WTF?
He meant to say “let’s play like we are little boys”.
Still too damn creepy for me. He left and never heard from him again
In a threeway with a cute masculine couple of guys from Quebec, i was fucking the hell out of them both when one said to the other in French to ask me to put my boots and hat back on. He wanted a cowboy to really fuck his ass, I granted his request, his partner had to translate into English. But while i was fucking he was screaming “s’il vous plait Fuckme Cowbov” I never cummed so much in my life, I think that hotel room bed had to be replaced !
I was fucking a man in his 30’s and he whispered in my ear–‘You smell exactly likely my dad’
He told me i was the first one to fuck him hmmmm
I mainly hang out with couples. I am a bottom and it is difficult to find couples where both are tops. Anyway, one couple talked me into letting them DP me. It was amazing! Right in the middle of it, with both of them inside me, they both simultaneously said “Can we pee in you?”
As a kudos, for the well coordinated effort, I said “fuck it, why not!”.
Ok that was hot as fuck! You should elorbate more on this? How’d it go down?
They both let loose simultaneously. I’d never done, or felt, anything like that before. I probably shouldn’t go into too much detail on here though, lol
After giving a married guy head, and before I could swallow his load, he proceeds to inform me that he’s a born again Christian. I gulped and said “that’s cool”. You can’t make this stuff up!
I’m sure many of us BBers have heard as we are pounding away,”don’t cum in me.” I’ve heard this one a lot. Usually right after I have shot my load deep inside. Working on the second. It’s a total mood killer.
I man I fuck with likes to say” let’s take a walk in the moonlight”.
“What would you say to painting the ceiling deep gold?”