Grooming: Yes, Butt Masking is a Thing
Photo Credits: Sean Cody
Hey, guys! Do you have a beauty regimen for your butt?
Apparently, Madonna has one; albeit simple, as it only involves applying a mask on her butt, the very same mask she puts on her face. Yes, you heard it right, guys! With the penis facial and anal rejuvenation among others, you’d think we already heard it all but at least this one won’t weird people out. Or would it?
Madonna said in an interview she applies clay mask on her butt to keep it “smooth, glowing, and hydrated” because, hey, our butts have got an audience, too. In her own words, she said, “There are certain special people that get to see our butt and you want it to look its finest.” Putting it that way, I’m inclined to agree though I must admit I would never have thought of this.
Madonna said she uses her own product called The Reinvention Cream because it contains extracts of the resurrection plant called Myrothamnus flabellifolia, which is endemic to South Africa and Haberlea rhodopensis, which is native to Bulgaria and Northern Greece. Resurrection plants are famous for its ability to survive extreme dehydration for months or even years on end. According to the US National Library of Medicine (NLM) | National Institutes of Health (NIH), Myrothamnus flabellifolia is an “important plant in South Africa because of its widespread occurrence and usage in African medicine and traditional culture.”
Anyway, if you feel like trying The Reinvention Cream you may get it here. Madonna is donating a portion of its earnings to her charity Raising Malawi that sends Malawian children. They are kids who were “mostly left alone, abandoned and orphaned by AIDS.” For other types of creams for your other needs, you may get here and here.
So, butt masking, guys. Are you for it or not? And yes, it’s a thing now thanks to her. Or perhaps you already practice butt masking in which case please tell us how it worked for you. Thoughts? Share it with us in the comments section below.
um so because MADONNA does it it makes it so? LOL. um they do sell NAIR for men platinum bottle with a navy blue nozzle a little under $12. MADONNA lol.
there’s quality in everything. Some guys will wear Dolce&Gabanna underwear at $165/pc while others will buy $3.95 underwear. Same applies here for butt products, I guess.
You know, if gay men spent less time on vanity and meaningless selfish acts, they might actually become good lovers instead sexual athletes. Straight men give better head than gay men. Gay men are ridiculously uncentered, inauthentic, immature, permanently adolescent, and it hurts the entire community, not only themselves. That is the one problem with not likely having children. Living in a world of Peter Pans, trying to create a Neverland that will not fade away, only it does. And you are left a soggy, alcoholic, unhealthy, unwise and lonely man over a certain age.
Gay men need to be more aware of when they are being exploited, to have a more secure sense of self than to need validation by a product or service provider that wants your money. Grooming has gone way overboard, to the point where many guys do not even look like men anymore. And I don’t mean cosmetics, I mean plucking and waxing and shaving and trying to be someone else. The core message of being gay is accepting and loving your natural self. Did everyone forget that? That is the problem with a Gay Pride March turning into a parade. It’s a celebration without core values. It promotes drinking and prostitution and mistreating each other. It’s a show for the world to demonstrate our dysfunction. We need to turn ourselves around.
Sure, we may need a drink once in a while, or an occasional erotic photo for stimulation. That doesn’t mean making a religion of such vices, for they are still vices, and have a negative cumulative effect, and the worst effect is how the purveyors of vices reach into your brain as well as your pocket and make you think they are vital to your identity. They are not. The psychology used by gay-oriented businesses is insidious, sinister, and not at all healthy in most cases. Be aware and be wary.
This was an unpaid, unsponsored statement.
To put it more bluntly, the style and fashion “advisers” who make a living telling other people how to live are basically evil. They make other people feel badly about themselves, prey on their insecurities in order to gain power and direct their lives in meaningless ways. This erodes a persons being and strength. It also directs them to superficialities and away from any depth of any kind. Lifestyling is likewise a sick way of viewing human life and what we do with our precious time. It’s not wonder the more meaningful things in life are starved for attention. It’s worst when these false ideas have become institutionalized as young people take them for granted.
The most evil of all is the digital world, warping minds from the earliest age, but affecting even middle-aged people with their psychologically planned apps and softwares, their ability to control most everything you do, and now they are planning how to intrude into your very home and how it runs. It is beyond evil. And the worst of it is its banality. Susan Sontag would be having a field day with this, were she still alive.
I do not have a particular butt regimen. After I use my face scrub in the shower I always use the leftover scrub on my exfoliating cloth on my cheeks. Keeps the little bumps at bay.
Leave it to Miss Madonna to always be the dernier (or in this case the derrière) cri…
All I can say both the guys in the photo have a hot ass.
I though I was the only one who noticed that. I’d rim them both until the begged me to fuck then. The guy on the left has the exact same ass as my bf. I love it!
The next thing you know guys will start shaving their body hair to “look better.”
“Butt masking.” That’s IT…the gay male train has officially left the rails. Time to take up new hobbies.
I keep it hairy and just wash it every day. That was easy.
Priceless .
Really!?!? This is a thing?!?
I have always focused on a butt or buns regimen. I use Jaden Moon organic sugar scrub. I use it not only on my butt but my entire body.
QUEEN’S, Give Me A Break!
So this is nothing new to me I’ve always used a clay mask or mint julep peel masks on my ass for years furthermore when I’m not using a mask I use Noxzema face cream and Clean & Clear astringent or any brand of astringent for daily cleansing so this isn’t news to me
Could you post a pic of your ass. Maybe some of us may take up that same cleaning regiment? I bet it’s soft and so smoooooth.
One of those people being Mr. You’re that sees our butts often… Lol
If no one else posts you mind as well get some humor out of this story. As far as my physician is concerned NOT HAPPENING. I want to make sure that even if he’s gay he never wants to see it again. Dotted, bumpy and just mean.
Sure. Because gay men never tire of spending money they don’t have on products they don’t need to indulge themselves in ways that don’t satisfy to impress people who don’t care.
Instead, exercise the grownup option: Rather than having .05% of your product purchase donated to Madonna’s pet project, give half the money you would have spent on product directly to a worthy charity of your choice, preferably in your own community, where 100% of it will do some good in the world.
Ok wait…. first Madonna has too much time on her hands since she is no longer a shining star like she use to be so good for her and her ass. Second, I can’t ever remember a time with a hard dicked top man said to me “hey, before I fuck You, I want to know if you used that new mask on your ass and how did work out for you?” butt () to each is their own I guess. I’m a bottom and I am proud to say that I can find the beauty in all asses in all shapes and sizes. You don’t need a mask. And if you are too loose, you may want to spice your life up and bring two tops into the mix. Having a tighter asshole won’t validate you in life; being creative and accepting who you are will!
Madonna was and remains a celebrity-obsessed faux radical going back to her cheer leading days at Rochester Hills, Michigan. She’s used and abused people starting with the DJ she got to play her music down to her faux traumatic childhood stories. While I respect her fame and fortune, given where she started, there is something dark, noxious, and, frankly, evil about her well before her rosary blasphemies and manufactured kabbalah. She sold the Reagan 80S myth that greed is good, money is all that matters, and if you aren’t a celebrity you are nothing. Most people aren’t so she now markets this to them for yet more money saying you too are famous if you do what I do buying from me what I do. The good news is she can’t reverse aging and, given her clear and pathetic need to deny aging, it is wonderful to see her squirm trying to prevent the one thing no one can: aging unto death. We less famous are quite OK with that. She’s not. Nice payback.
nothing worse than a hot guy with a nice shaped but with butt acne…. usually a result of rois but surely poor hygiene could cause it as well