Porn: Right in Front of My Salad at MEN
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Apparently, if you are in shock you no longer say, “You’re kidding!” or “I’d never have guessed,” or, “Oh, my god! Really?” These days you say instead, “Seriously? Right in front of my salad?” to express your shock or disbelief thanks to this porn scene from MEN.com titled Private Lessons 3.
In Private Lessons 3, you see Jake Porter and Jaxton Wheeler having sex in front of the latter’s wife as she eats her salad. The two guys were going at it behind a kitchen countertop and were trying to be as inconspicuous as they could possibly be but alas, their efforts proved to be unsuccessful and they were found out.
Twitter naturally couldn’t get enough of the scene and it sparked hilarious Twitter memes (although it also inspired funny shocked ones, too). The netizens’ reaction isn’t really surprising—I mean putting together salad and sex—no one would have seen this coming. Do you agree?
Are you guys really going to start talking about back to school? Are you serious? Right in front of my salad?? pic.twitter.com/UFPmnJqGES
— Jamie Ridolfo (@JamieRidolfo) August 2, 2017
it’s still only Wednesday? are you serious?! right in front of my salad pic.twitter.com/tmqd6CnTin
— repeat•to•fade (@repeattofade) August 2, 2017
how dare she be this beautiful?? seriously?? right in front of my salad?? pic.twitter.com/VQGnI3F96E
— radwa (@pinkrockalbum_) August 3, 2017
Over the years, MEN has been recognized for producing adult films that deviate from the norm. Among those were their string of parody movies which include Star Wars, Tarzan, Superman V Batman, Pirates: A Gay XXX Parody, and most recently, Spider-Man: A Gay XXX Parody.
Watch the clip below from Private Lessons 3 or head over to MEN for the full scene though you’ll probably never look at salad the same way again. You’ve been forewarned!
Happy viewing!
I know that is one of this company’s themes (found out by unsuspecting female) but I find it distracting and un-sexy…kind of the opposite of what I want to watch
I need some creamy Italian .
Why does A4A not allow sexually explicit pics in our profiles? All the ads they run are sexually explicit. And why disappoint the women A4A allows access to the website under the auspiciousness of Gay Pride?
Mark what are you talking about? We allow sexually explicit photo. Simply not on the APPs and this is because google and apple doesn’t accept it, not us.
Sexually explicit pictures (ass, dick, nudity, etc) are definitely allowed; pictures of penetration are not. You can share your mid-sexual act pictures with whoever after you’ve exchanged numbers or whatever. Make them work for it. 😉
LMAO!! No shirt and a man standing right behind him. I went to the Chipolte next to the frats and a guy was kissing and playing the boyfriend role in 15 second intervals. Other than that he was playing in between 2 frat bros with a lot of butt bumping and I a lingering hand on his butt for 30 seconds while they made the menu seem like rocket science as a cover. I’m like girlfriend when he’s mad at you, he’s going to de-stress with his playful bros. Not in front of my Chipolte.
One gay guy’s opinion: I don’t want to see a female in gay porn. Total turnoff.