Gay Stuff : Anal Rejuvenation Is A Thing
There’s always advances being made in the field of medicine, and it looks like the latest one involves getting down to the bottom — literally.
It looks like the latest trend among the gay men of North America is anal rejuvenation — a procedure that involves anal dilating and tightening, among other things. The procedure was recently highlighted in an article on Moneyish, where gay surgeon Dr. Evan Goldstein talked about making anywhere from $5000 to $25000 on the procedure.
Goldstein says that he started doing the procedure as a way to help his community, as most surgeons weren’t “looking at the anus as cosmetic or sexually functional”. But the help comes at a cost, and it’s not just financial. After shelling out as much as $25000 for the procedure, patients also have a painful two weeks of recovery. There are pain medication, numbing lotions and suppositories involved. You also can’t bottom for at least three months.
However, that doesn’t seem to be stopping the men from undergoing the procedure. Goldstein says he’s opened another clinic in Beverly Hills in addition the one he has in Manhattan. He also says that his business has increased 30 percent.
Positive customer experiences are also pouring in. Among the people Moneyish talked to was 45-year-old Joseph, who said it has immensely improved his sex life: ““I had sex with my husband, and it’s like, ‘Wow – I’m 20 years younger!’ This is not a stretched-out ass. It’s back to how it was when he met me 13 years ago.”
Forty-four year old Rob, who recently bottomed after having the procedure done, shared that the guy he had sex with complimented him with “Wow, you have a beautiful butthole.” Rob added that “This is all I wanted, from the beginning – for this tiny little thing to look beautiful.”
What do you guys think? Is anal rejuvenation something you guys would consider doing? Share your thoughts with us in the comments section below!
Well, my hole is quite tight as I seldom let anyone do anal to me. Too much risk of disease and HIV, and I’m neg and want to stay that way. I like to finger and be fingered,, in which a finger or 2 works fine for me. Although I do love rimming, which I know is also risky, but I try my best to chose my partners carefully. No I would not let anyone due surgery on my ass, unless it was a necessary health related procedure. I highly doubt insurance would pay for cosmetic ass surgery. Too expensive for me even if I wanted to do it.
Lol. I am 58 fairly inexperienced anally. I feel I need an anal expansion
Hey Darrell, I know how you feel….I will be 58 on July 8 and I too am fairly inexperienced in that department. I have always felt that anal intercourse should be reserved for when you meet someone very special and get to know him really well….ok, cue the violins, I know.
But I would NOT want an expansion, because I want to keep my butt as tight as it was when I was 20 (and yes, it still is!). I want to stay tight for my future husband if only I could ever find one.
This is almost comical, but it’s real and that’s the thing here that isn’t so funny. I’m no expert, but it seems to be you’d have to be putting some fairly large objects up your anus regularly to get to the point of requiring anal rejuvenation. Fisting immediately comes to mind. Why would you want a guy’s fist or even something larger up there anyway? How could you think that irreparable damage wouldn’t occur as a result of this frequent practice? Use your head instead (pun intended). Voltaire once said that common sense is not so common.
I totally agree….I’ve been out and about in the gay world since the good ‘ol days of the late 70’s and I didn’t understand the appeal of fisting back then and I don’t understand it now.
I’m old fashioned about things like that….I would never let a guy inside me unless he was someone very special, and then it would be his cock or finger or tongue. I definitely want to keep my butt hole nice and tight just in case I ever find a husband…..yeah I know, keep dreaming.
No I wouldn’t opt thee surgery as I might not B as tight as I once was, but I’m as tight as I have been. I could never B too have that tiny never driven hole that my Brother taken its virginity when I was 12 yrs. But I had been fucked by many a cocks, thee Girth size of a Beer can and my Lover weekly would insert his fist with a dip of Skoal too warm things up and then slide his cock along side his hand into his fingers graspin it too jerkin off himself too complete cumin pleasure as much as knockin my rocks off of workin my prostrate in estasy. I’ve been fisted many times and one time two of my buddies had put one each of their paws into thee cavity of me and with all of that stretchin, my hole is remarkable tight is for thee reason I perform exercises too my sphincter muscles daily as part of my regimen. I have just as great control like as my throat muscles of deep throatin of suckin -swallowin stroking that I’ve can sit atop my buddies 11in stud cock with of no ridin movement. I just sit on him and worked,contracted,relaxed, contrcrated,relaxed, just kept workin his trophy beef this way and brought him too a complete climax! U can believe or not. I’m no B/Ser. Before he went down, I withdrew and deeped him thee remainin juice lingerin too his shaft!
I like my well used looking fuckhole. And I like an experienced hole to eat, play with and fuck. I hate when I top and the supposed bottom can’t even handle my 6″ that is not even thick! Despite being able to widely gape my hole I still retain excellent muscle control and can squeeze tight on any cock up to 9″.
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Doing it for the good of the community? What a laugh. Plastic surgeons are the worst humans on earth.
Fools and their money are soon parted. There seems to be no limit to the vanity and narcissism of too many gay men. (And not enough among dykes.)
You got THAT right! 50 years’ experience in the gay “community” (or so it used to be) tell me you’re 100% correct.
Why is this procedure being downplayed as if it’s just another item , on the a la carte menu at your hometown nip/tuck buffett . Who wants to walk around with a blown out asshole !!. We should try to maintain our bodies like we do our fine luxury goods .. i.e. when something is wrong , amiss or just worn out from old age we seek experts highly trained in caring for these items so they continue to operate in tip top ( or bottom ..lol ) shape . This was not something previously available in the medical world , if nothing else it’s another small but significant step towards the equality we desire from our surrounding world .
P.s. Was it a botched surgery the worlds best either couldn’t or wouldn’t fix that made you despise plastic surgeon’s so much ?
“This is all I wanted, from the beginning – for this tiny little thing to look beautiful.” One of the funniest things I’ve read in a long time. You’d think he just had important life changing surgery like fixing a cleft lip….but no! Apparently his asshole was tore up and stretched out like pizza dough.
In a word, “obsessive” that’s the problem with this “very real thing” that some of these gay men are spending great amounts of ‘capital’ on. I once had a room-mate who used as a dildo, the bottom end of a shampoo bottle (Wella Balsom) I’m aging myself, happily, lol, don’t even know if they’re still in business, lol… Also, I knew a friend of a friend who had surgery to ‘enlarge’ his hole, to greater accommodate entry, lol, gay sometimes are a real belly-laugh!
I like a well used hole! Give me a stretched out hole any day!
This is definitely for people with more money than brains, and it has to border on quackery!
As a physician, I’m shocked and saddened by this, and the free publicity your giving to this guy. Don’t do it!!
So they don’t just stick in a ham and pull out the bone anymore?
I have lived too long.
Dr. Goldstein is helping himself not our community with those prices.
Wait? What? I though a good old fashioned butt workout at the gym does the trick!
Anal rejuvenation. Wow. If anyone needs this procedure also needs a reputation rejuvenation. Because if ur asshole is so worn out. U either need to retire or admit that. ” You are just a HOE “
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well I’m 55 and have been receiving since i was 14. Some say I am tight and some say I’m loose. But they still come back. I love them all.
doesn’t anybody kegel anymore?
pathetic. if you’ve been mounted so many times you wiggle like Marilyn and open up like a Roman male concubine in Apuleius’ Golden Ass, deal with it.
I’m just looking for a vvay to bleach my ass hole. That area of my body has become darker than the rest of my ass.
Lol wow some of you guys seem butt hurt about this. Lol live and let live geez lol
Kind of have to laugh at the “helping the community out” thing.
This is a Fairy Tale about Fairy Tails. Once upon a time, there were fairies. Some fairies had tails that were large and loose. Some fairies had tails that were small and tight. Some fairies had tails that were just right, but they are not part of this tale. For the other fairies, there was a brave Knight from the Hills of Beverly who with a few swipes of his gleaming swords would cause magic Rejuvenation upon their tails as a service to all fairies in the Fairy Community … and only at a cost of a bag of gold fairy dust. Rejuvenated faires were generally said to be in great delight after time with the Knight, but alas the stories of all Rejuvenated fairies are not known. The story brought smiles … of many many kinds … across the lands for years to come.
This is a joke, right? I guess it may be beneficial for those that fist a lot and now regret it. Those that can afford it, probably need to have something fixed that people see on a regular basis (ie; teeth).
My initial reaction is why the hell would anyone elect to have this,
” ANAL REJUVINATION PROCEDURE”.
Then I began having flashbacks to some horrific photographs, that I’ve seen on social hookup sites, and porn flicks. Assholes open so wide,
which resembled the filthy entrances to Lincoln, Holland, and Midtown Tunnels in NYC.
Hopefully, the men and women whom are having the anal rejuvenation procedure, are satisfied with just cock, post-op. If they revert to nasty- habits of driving Foreign objects up their,
Newly transformed virgin like assholes, it would appear to be a waste of money.