Sex Toys : Fucking Machines

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Have you ever tried fucking machines? I’ve never personally tried one but I think I would like to. I’m kind of picky when it comes to meet someone that I end up jerking off to porn or playing with myself. I think that fucking machines would be of great use in my case. If you are like me or simply like to get penetrated whenever you need it, check out the list of mechanical beasts that really caught my attention below. Some are obviously very expensive but others are more affordable, they are machines and more complex than a dildo, so they’re usually between few hundreds and can get up to few thousands.

But first, let’s start with 5 tips on how to take a fucking machine:

1- Lube, lube and more lube

You might not think that you need plenty of lube but believe me when I say that the average ass is not designed to be fucked at up to 240 strokes a minute, so plenty of lube prevents any friction related problems. It will also help you tremendously if you are new to fucking machines or just a bit nervous.

2- Focus on sensation

The sensations that a Fucking Machine delivers is like nothing you will have felt before. Why not try using a blindfold when playing with one, as this will allow you to focus on the intense stimulation that you are receiving.

3-  Stability

Always ensure that your fucking machine is placed on a firm and level surface. There will be inevitable movement when it’s in use as the forces generated by a spinning flywheel coupled with the resistance of a tight orifice might cause the Fucking Machine to walk along the surface whilst in use.

4- Keep calm and enjoy!

Fucking Machines thrust on a fixed path so excessive movement under one in motion is not a good idea. At best it could cause the dildo to slip out causing delays and possibly spoiling the moment for you.

5- Cleanliness is key!

As with all sex toys ensure that your Fucking Machine is cleaned after use, this is important for obvious reasons but especially as if you clean it before putting it away it will be immediately available when you next get “in the mood”.

So now is time for the real deal, the beasts. They fuck tirelessly, they never need to take a break, they fuck deep, and can fuck very hard for those of you insatiable anal lovers.

The Robo FUK (above) is an incredibly versatile, compact, and powerful fucking machine. Just secure the suction cups to the flat surface, mount the dildo or stroker to the aluminum fuck rod, apply lots of lube, and crank up the speed on the controller. It can angle anywhere from flat to straight up. The four suction cups on the base keep it from drifting while it slams you at between 25 and 200 thrusts per minute. The whole thing is lightweight, but strong enough to plow your ass. When you want a relentless NSA fucking, it’s a great sex machine.

Saddle Deluxe Sex Machine (above) : You don’t need to visit a ranch or rodeo to take the ride of your life! Giddy-up, cowboy! Mount this wild horse and see how long you can keep your seat before you cum! Impale your asshole on the firm dildo, made of a soft, realistic-feeling material. Grab hold of the horn with a firm grip and cycle through 6 powerful vibrations levels and pulsation patterns. The controller even detaches via a retractable coil so that you can get shafted in a comfortable position! Gyrate and grind or just let your body be taken over by the insane power of the Saddle!

The Love Glider (above) has no motor so it’s one quiet fucking machine. Just hook a vac-u-lock dildo onto its fucking arm, sit down on the comfortably padded seat, and rock forward to drive the dildo into your ass. As you rock back it pulls out. By gently rocking back and forth you can have this machine fuck you at exactly the pace and depth that you need.

Words can’t quite describe how crazy awesome the Joy Ride Fucking Machine is (above). So, as you can see, this is a dual cocked sex scooter, and that would have been cool on its own, but there’s so much that goes into this machine.

The front dildo thrusts up and down at speeds up to 350 strokes per minute, and you control the speed by twisting the handle bar, just like on a motorcycle. You can even change the angle of penetration a little bit by pulling up on the hand bars. There are all kinds of controls on the handle bars. If you’re ready for it, you can hit a button and the dildo will thrust up into you and ejaculate whatever liquid you filled it with. So it will fuck you as fast as you want it and then come in your ass.

The dildo in the rear seat doesn’t thrust, it churns! It churns your ass like it’s trying to make room for something bigger. It’s also got a built in bullet vibe, so if you ride it backwards it will vibrate hard against your taint while it churns your ass. So you can ride back to back with your partner, or hold onto the driver like you were taking the scooter down to the beach. While you can ride it together, the rear dong is controlled by a remote control, so you both get there at your own speed.

If all the fucking that the Joy Ride can do isn’t enough, the finishing details are great. It actually has wheels in the back, so you can scoot it around. It even has working emergency flashers. Just don’t use it top get to work!

The Toolbox Fucking Machine (above) offers everything you need to enjoy incredible hands-free stimulation anywhere, anytime! The compact box is discreet and secure for easy travel. Two amazing attachments are included, and the box is also compatible with any Vac-U-Lock toys. Use the multi-speed vibrator as the remote to control the thrusting action and experience the perfect amount of penetration! The included penis attachment allows you to experience mind-blowing sensations thanks to its ribbed shaft and lifelike balls, while the smooth anal attachment has a round tapered tip for pinpoint p-spot pleasure! Enjoy the Toolbox on your own or with your partner.

Anyone on here ever taken on a fucking machine? Drop some comments and tell us how it was below!