Celebrity : Chris Hemsworth Has A Huge Penis!
Actor Chris Hemsworth (born 11 August 1983) is best known for playing the role of Kim Hyde in the Australian soap opera Home and Away and Thor, the Marvel Comics character. The Ex-horticultural labourer with an imposing frame has a new film out, it’s a remake of the 1983 Chevy Chase movie “Vacation“. And *SPOILER ALERT* the best part of it is that Chris is showing off his giant penis in it.
I am serious guy! That’s one of the yummiest bulge I’ve ever seen and I’m so in love right now!!! I’m usually not a fan of guys of my age, but he is THE exception to the rule! This blue eyed massive hunk would be perfect as my husband, just sayin’ !
Check out Chris in the trailer video below and enjoy the show!!!
Dave
I hate to spoil your fantasy but I would bet that his bulge is due to a prosthetic penis not his real penis.
Mike : duh… I know man 🙂
Um… that’s a prosthetic. Cheers.
🙂 Dave, thanks for sharing. Chris is a natural exhibitionist.
Shut up you, you let us dream 😉
As long as Chris Hemsworth identifies himself as straight, thoughts about his prosthesis are off limits for me personally. Respect for sexuality has to run both ways. No worries, there a plenty of gay hunks for me to oggle over. 🙂
Aww Dave, be honest, you like most gay men would go down on any large cock being waved in his face, no matter what the rest of the guy looks like…..
Of course not a real dick
Is a movie , please
Anyway is so handsome and sure have a good dick
Markie Mark showed a fake one in ‘Boogie Nights”, its commonly done
Don’t care if fake – still hot. However – I don’t want to be a prude (I am on a gay sex website after all) but bothered that this trail shown on TV mentions in just a minute or two -rim jobs, glory holes, and shows a hard cock even if fake and under clothing. Think our culture has sunk pretty low. Won’t see this movies – the trailer tells me there probably isn’t more there than this.
Great fantasy, but that’s not real.
oh and you don’t think its fake for the effect of it? lol.
Lord have mercy are we gay men so obsessed with a guy’s penis that it’s all we think about. There’s more to life than a piece of skin hanging between your legs. And if you think I’m writing this because I lacking a sex life think again brother.
Sorry that’s no way real…
But such good fuel for fantasy! DAMN!
Of course we all know it’s fake but we can always imagine.
VaEfron12 this is a red band trailer, which is R-rated and will never be shown on broadcast television. You can recognize them by the red screen at the beginning rather than the green screen.
Anyone of legal age is fair game for fantasies. ESPECIALLY movie music and tv stars. Besides hes an actor, hes most likely BI
Yeah, and I have a 12X6 toy I use to open up bottoms, and I can shove it into my boxers and looks JUST like that. I’m calling bullshit on this one.
Prosthetic bulge…yu can buy them online…lol celebrities really have you guys fooled..lol
The thirst is real…. 😐
Prosthetic. You can actually see where it extends his penis.
Nice fantasy but I prefer his brother, Liam.
Agreed VaEfron12! Is the word “discretion” even in the dictionary anymore?
What do you mean there is more to life than a piece of skin hanging between a mans legs . Thats all I can think about is cock cock and more cock the bigger the better .
A girl can dream can’t she???
His real bulge is probably where the outline for the balls are in the pic. lol. But yes, a girl can dream. The rest of him easily makes up for the shattered dream though, lol
But is no one gonna mention how the dad was like, “I hope you’re not too old to let you’re old man give you a goodnight rimjob” X’D almost choked on my beer lol
Just FYI, it’s not a remake, it’s about Rusty Griswald and his modern day family.
LMAO, Like Mark Wahlburg, FaaaaKkkkeee!!!
Besides the fact that it’s fake, it’s not even a good fake…it doesn’t even look like flesh, it looks like it’s made of plastic. I’ve been out in the gay world since the ’70’s and I’ve never understood the obsession with huge cocks. Like most guys, I’m average size and I think that once a cock gets over 7″ long it loses it’s proportions. You don’t need a 9″ or 10″ cock to receive a good fuck, and most guys I know don’t like to try to suck one because it’s too hard to take it all unless you have really good talents in sucking. Although I’m looking for a husband, I really don’t want one that’s over 6″ or 7″. I’m about average length wise but fortunately I have a rather thick shaft…I’ve played with long ones and I’ve played with thick ones and I think the thick ones are the most fun because you’ve got such a big fat bulky piece of male meat in your hand, and in your mouth, and in your ass.
You’re such a slut. It’s a fake dick. You can’t be that naive or could you?
But it doesnt give you the right to show your penis on your public profile
Now let’s look at it for a second. Most guys with big Dicks tend to want to show it off as much as possible, and if the leg was raised, a peak a boo would happen. Now that would be funny lol
Man if you want to see a hung stud you’ve got to check out cutlerX! Thats the real deal.. As a bottom you’ve got to be careful what you wish for! Lol
Not sure if he lost weight or was just visually enhanced but doesn’t he look beefier in Thor? or is it just me?
Also VaEfron12, I agree with you, nowadays movie tend to show all the good parts on the trailers so the movie ends up feeling empty, that’s why other than sneak peek I try to avoid watching them.
Yeah, everything you see in movies is real!!! Still, the bulge is magical enough that you wanna believe!!! *Slurp
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That cock bulge, real or fake, looks so hot n sexy on that guy. Awesome fuckin bulge………wished that his boxers would ride up just a little more n have his cock head pop out. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm fuckin made me hornier than i already am……..n gave my cock a reason to rise up n look too…lol
Hope to go see the movie n check him out on a BIGGER screen lol.
Saw the first one n it was good n so funny………hope this one is.
first, it’s not a remake, it’s a reboot/sequel. second, it’s a prosthetic, not his real penis. not sure why I continue to read these blogs when dave continues to prove his intelligence over and over again…
Just laughing at this sour comments
It might be a prosthetic it might also be a semi. Bet if it was a black or brazilian guy you lot wouldnt mention a prosthetic. White guys have meat as well 😉
It looked fine to me beautiful body….
!! WOW. Chris Hemsworth is VERY much Worth LUST for. He can CUM put His COCK in MY Face Any Day, Any Time, as Many Times as Wanted, Needed, Or Desired.