Hot or Not : Hairy Crack
Light post for today, I want to know if you guys like hairy butt cracks. I don’t like asses so I am not the right person to comment on that post…I never touched, rimmed or fingered an ass hole. I’m fully bottom and love cocks!
So is a fully hairy bushy crack wins or you prefer a shaved smooth hole? Hot or not : Hairy cracks ?
And let me know why you like it or not?!
Dave
Well, I do have to modify that….I would jump at the chance to be with Harry Hole (From Norway’s Nesb0’s Scandi-thrillers).
Love hairy cracks!
Im into men!
You’re cloe minded. I’m a total bottom and I LOVE a top with a nice ass. I love when they make me shove my face in between their firm muscular ass cheeks and lick their hole, hairy or not.
Definitely not! I prefer a nice smooth ass. Perfect for licking and fucking!
Hairy butt cracks are HOT!!!
Hell yeah! The hairier the better, as far as I’m concerned!!
Gee Dave! Even 100% bottoms have an esthetic appreciation of a man’s body both front AND back. There must be some type of butt you like to look at or squeeze when you get naked with a guy.
They say that a smooth crack is better for sensitivity and eliminates hair friction. I say a hot crack is one with some hair. I want to know it belongs to a man and not a boy or a chic.
I think as long as its natural, if its naturally smooth well awesome and if its hairy well nice too, but I think trim its hotter, I mean not tooo over grown..like that ass picture looks hot to me 🙂
I think a hairy ass is very hot and sexy! Especially when he’s on his knees and I’m fucking him. I just love it!!!
Hairy legs and a hairy crack is HOT! Major turn on!
Absolutely love hairy ass cracks! Me, being a top, enjoys rimming and playing with a “clean” furry butt…
WOOF!
I love a totally hairy man. Doesn’t matter where it is. LOVE to lick a hairy crack. Totally turns me on
For me either is nice. It all depends on how the hair grows. There are some very sexy hair Men, that love getting fucked, so I have to give them some play. Smooth ass is nice as well, it gives you an already great view of that hole, so I’am ok with a natural, and smooth ass. Raise them high fellas.
Hot, very hot.
HOT! =P
I love a hot sweaty ass hairy or not
HOT HOT HOT!!!!!!!!!!!
Honestly i love hairy asses, mosto y everything has to be hairy cuz i think a Guy hairless Its like a girl. .well that’s my opinnion.
Hell yes!! I love to lick, and grind my face into a hairy man crack.
MAN yessssss, i love it, nothing is more erotic or ho to me than a hairy crack, the feeling in my tongue as a slip it there, the endless hours i can spend eating a hairy ass, the feeling in my face, man definitely, a hairy as is sexy specally if i can find a good pair of heavy full balls as i deep in!!!!
super hot super sexy
The hairier, the better. I love all kinds of assistance but the best is hairy.
I like hairy butts and cracks on a top but on a bottom I prefer smooth. Funny thing is I have no idea why I feel that way, I just do.
Love to look at a furry ass, but rather play with a smooth crack. Like to keep mine shaved, too.
Love hairy butt cracks. But then I love hairy men. The hairier the better.
I’ve been rimming a guy in my area and he is smooth its nice to rim without getting hair in my mouth
I love a hairy guy….not into clean shaven baby looking guys I want a MAN..hairy ass’s are sexy
Hell Yea, I love a man with a hairy ass! That’s a total turn on for me; I find it to be very sexy. I am mostly a bottom myself, but I love to rim a hot ass. Fur is an added bonus!!
No No No, especially with that pic
HOT the hairier the better. Love to rub my dick on a hairy ass before I have to wrap it. A hairy man is so masculine and SEXY.
I’m ALL BOTTOM, I love to be rimmed but if it turns my top on for me to rim him I really really get into it. I love to me rim his hole really well. I personally prefer a smooth hole. I don’t like coming away with a mouth full of hair.I’m also not going to touch it at all if it’s not really really clean! I love when a man eats my ass and then kisses me really hard and deep. My ass is fairly smooth. It has just a light red hair right in the crack.
I love love love a furry ass. I love to rim and massage a hairy ass. It is sooo sexy
I’ll take a naturally smooth hole over a hairy one any day. SHAVED hole seems a little odd though…
Well in my experience hairy asses feel weird when rimming. LOL. Like flossing. Not to mention i think a smooth ass looks best in my opinion. And i think its cleaner. ( i dont want to go in details). Lol
For bears its all about hair. So we all have different likes 🙂
Cheers!
When just fucking does not matter to me, but love eating a smooth ass.
Absolutely HOT! El natural is best. I could bury my face in a fury hole for hours before fucking it 😛
love a hairy ass and a furry crack hate itwhen the guy shaves his ass and I am vers and naturally smootheven thought I love to get fucked as well and I love a furry ass
It depends on the ass I prefer smooth but if it is the right tight bubble but and the hair is even spaced and fluffy I love it. I only liked it on one guy he had black hair and actully conditioned his has hair. It wasn’t long or scraggly it was short trim fluffy fury it is as only guy I liked with hairy ass. Ofcourse I’m an ass man
TOTALLY HOT!(If kept Immaculately clean)
Love hairy ass and cock , mine are super bushy and I love the same! Visit Vegas!
Youve never touched an ass hole? This blog is dumb
Depends on the guy. If I already like the guy and it look ok it won’t be a deal breaker. There are times when it just looks hot on certain guys. Just like a completely shaven crotch is sometimes creepy on some people and not creepy on others.
You’ve never touched a butt hole? This blog is stupid
Hairy all the way!
LOVE hairy butts and cracks. I am a versatile bottom, but a nice, round butt is a huge turn on. I love round smooth ones, but if hairy, I go weak in the knees. Hairy cracks…WOOF!
hairy is a big turn off
A hairy ass & a hairy ass crack? Hell YES that’s hot! Makes it even more masculine, manly & natural for me.
The hairier the better!!! Nothing beats munching hairy buns and down a hairy crack! Yum…..just my preference
A man is a . . . man with hair. And there’s nothing better than rimming a nice furry asshole on a hot guy, knowing you are going to soon fuck that manly hole.
like a nice smooth butt
I llove a real hairy ass so much
I absolutely love a hairy man (as I am myself) and a hairy ass…..OMG!! YES!!! A hairy ass is a very beautiful thing.
I like a nice hairy ass. But I have seen a few that was too hairy.
A tight hairy ass is just one of the things that turn me on. To feel my rock hard 8 inch cock going in a tight hole and feeling that fur against me is awesome. There is nothing like a hairy man that can take my cock long hard and raw. Mild or wild, hairy men get my cock throbbing. Add a nice looking neck or an uncut cock I will fuck for hours.
I don’t mind a hairy hole. But that gorilla back in the pic is gross!
Oh yeah its hot. Men has to be hairy. Smooth reminds me of children and not into kids. Into men. Hairier the better
I like both smooth muscular like yours Dave and hairy muscular ass it’s is a turn on!
hairy is HOTTT. Men should let hair grow where it may. Otherwise how would we know we weren’t with a woman or some hairless wonder. Plus no one likes a stubbly butt hole. That shit chafes! lolol.
I hope it’s “hot”. Here’s why. I was at the gym and had just showered. A semi-friend from the bar walked into the locker room just as I pulled off my towel. I had my back to him and as I was struggling to pull up my underwear, he commented on my “black crack”. At first I was like, “Whah??”, but then it dawned on me that he was talking about my hairy ass. I’m a natural kind of guy. What can I say?
A hairy ass is fantastic as well and any other place a guy has hair. Its what divides the men from the boys.
That’s odd, I thought all bottom men loved a fat ass.. I know I do, but I will NEVER rim an ass. I love touching though. I like hairy men, so I don’t mind..I guess. But that guys back is disgusting..
As long as it’s really clean, I have no preference whether it’s shaved or not – sometimes the shaved ones are like sandpaper and really rough up your tongue.
Definley like smooth butts better!
NOT Hot!!!!!!!!
it really depends:
1. hairy holes is a double edge sword. if you are into the sweaty funky senses, then fine. BUt hair carries odor. If the guy is very hygienic like Middle Easter men, then it is a pleasurable experience…minus coughing up hair balls…lol
2. smooth assholes can be just as unsanitary if not properly cleaned. but it is easier to get into rimming without any worries.
Bottom line, regardless of hair or no hair….everyone should be using disposable wet naps in the bathroom….lol
Hairy is hot!
Love all hairy (cracks) too and from…….beautiful, hairy trails, etc….
Wow Dave. You’ve never played with another ass? You’re truly a pure breed bottom, my kinda guy.
Me, I’m a total ass-lover. I love a hairy crack on a muscle butt. The hairy back has got to go tho lol.
MMMM MMMM MMMM DIVE IN!
As a bi male I do not like hairy holes on either and the few hairy ones I’ve plugged have said it hurts pulling hair.
I’m a bottom and even though I don’t really like penetrating my partner’s ass I really do like grabbing and rimming it a lot. With that being said, I prefer my partner’s ass to be very smooth or at least moderately hairy. Can’t stand a bushy ass crack! DISGUSTING!!! Lol.
Love a hairy ass & crack — hairy back doesn’t do much for me, however. Shaved crotches are just too precious to turn me on…. sort of child-like.
yes please. the way it feels is beyond what I can describe
I love a hairy crack, but not too hairy. Has to be clean too, if you know what I mean. But a clean shaven crack is way hot also and nicer on the tongue..
Hairy crack, yes. A hairy back, no way.
I REAL DON’T KNOW WHY, BUT WHEN I SEE A GUY BEND OVER AND HIS ASS IS HAIRY IT REALLY GETS ME HARD. IT MY GO BUT TO WHEN I WAS YOUNG BOY WATCH STARKY & HUTCH OR MIKE CONNORS ON MANNIX. BUT HAIRY GUY HAVE BEEN MY WEAK POINT IF UR HAIRY & GOODLOOKING YOU COULD HAVE IT YOUR WAY WITH ME. I’M 6’2″ 240 BLACK MAN, IF UR 5 OR 5’9″ hairy man is a real turn on. not all about hairy men but they just turn the fuck out of me.
I (gaianphoenix) am an owner of one such furry ass and while many guys are subconsciously obsessed with adhering to gender roles (tops being manly and bottoms appearing to be women or womanlike) there are many men who enjoy furry holes. It’s about personal taste, although I feel like many men enjoy smooth twinky boys simply because they feel subconsciously compelled to be with someone feminine as to validate their own masculinity, the result of a homophobic society.
Love a hairy as and crack. Flavor savers
Hairy all the way!!!
I absolutely LOVE a hairy ass. Seeing a beautiful pair of fuzzy cheeks and then spreading them to find the hairy center gets me dripping in no time. Though I certainly don’t mind a smooth one (I’m an equal opportunity rimmer), if I have a choice I’ll take the fur!
Love hairy assess as well as muscular and big bubbles as well.
Absolutely love a hairy ass and hairy ass crack! Nothing hotter than a guy with hairy legs leading up to a bushy ass crack. Also love a hairy chest.
I am a bottom for the most part. But I could fuck a young hairy crack. Love to see a hairy man on his knees with his hairy balls hanging under that hairy crack. So, I say, VERY HOT!
Gawd yes love a hairy ass crack. Enjoy feeling the fur and eatin my BF fine cute ass crack
I love love love a hairy ass.I’m a total top and I don’t like or understand why guys shave a perfectly nice ass…
I’m a hairy bottom and get mine in and always leave posibilities
I’m totally into hairy ass cracks. even though im a vers/top i always find a hairy ass crack sexy ass fuck to just rim then finger then just start pounding away at it while the hairs tickle your cock stimulating it more and more and making it more enjoyable for the person doing the fucking. as a top i find them awesome. as vers i find them even more hot because when i find someone kinky enough to sit on my face i love a hairy ass on my face while i rim the fuck out of it. It just feels good.
nothing like a nice hairy ass and balls and everywhere else. playing with a shaved man is like playing with a 13 year old
got to be smooth for me to rim it. don’t like it hairy.
smooth, got to be smooth before i’ll rim a guy
Hairy Cracks? It Depends On Whether The Guy Is Hot Or Not. I Fid Its Hot On Nicely Built White, Latin & Middle Eastern Men. Middle Easterners Have Hair All On Their Asses And When I’m Eatting Out An Ass Its SO Hot When There’s Hair There But Again If The Guy Is Not Hot Its Unattractive.
I love a hairy ass and a hairy man the ones that shave get on my nerves. I love a hairy hole
Richard
Gotta be hairless ass crack especially if I’m rimming you. Hate picking hairs from between my teeth. I can also get a better feeling as to whether a man is enjoying my tongue when there is no hair. Hairless all the time
Gotta be hairless ass crack especially if I’m rimming you. Hate picking hairs from between my teeth. I can also get a better feeling as to whether a man is enjoying my tongue when there is no hair. Hairless all the time
Gotta be hairless ass crack especially if I’m rimming you. Hate picking hairs from between my teeth. I can also get a better feeling as to whether a man is enjoying my tongue when there is no hair. Hairless all the time
Nice hairy ass is hot with smooth hair but bushy ass not I preferred shaven ass
I am a total bottom and dislike a hairy crack keep mine shaved. does not look good its the same as untrimmed pubes
I personally love a guy with a hair crack. Especially if its coarse.It’s more of a arousal thing for me
Especially on a guy with a cute bubble butt with a gap between his legs.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
It looks deicious to me. Love the look, feel and taste!
If you have a hairy ass crack, AWESOME!! Why men shave their cracks I will never understand, you’re a man, be one please!!
I like it natural if it’s hairy then that’s just a plus
Love furry crack-Ideal is a man with smooth chest but wait from the treasure trail down.
A hairy crack and butt is not just hot it’s VERY HOT!
Love a hairy crack..much .more sexier
I love a hairy crack..drives me to excitement
Hairy is hot! But I love ass either way. I like it to be natural. I don’t mind to have to spit out a hair once in a while or to have to pull one out of my mouth. It is part of life.
I think hairy guys are the sexiest. love to suck a hairy cock and really love a nice hairy ass hole.
Luv hairy cracks and asses – they are sexy as hell!!!
Yeah, no such thing as too hairy. Want my partners to be all natural, hairy, real men – nothing gets my cock as hard as a tight/solid – furry, clean/ washed, butt…
I LOVE A HAIRY ASS IF KEPT VERY CLEAN,I THINK IT ADDS MASCULINITY, AND FEELS GOOD TO SLAP THEM AROUND A LIL
YES,YES, AND YES. i’m a bottom and usualy don’t give assea a look but when I see hairy crach it really turns me on. I love any thing hairy can’t imagine why anyone would shave off this wonderful stuff. nothing turns me off than stubble anywhere but the face. that is hot! men don’t let yourself be turned in to a pussy REAL MEN DON’T SHAVE IT1 I would rim a hairy ass but never a smooth ass. btw love that back hair too!
Hairy crack? EVERY TIME! The “big thing” with the gay boys these days is being “hairless”. No thanks…gimme a REAL man anyday!
Hot Hot Hot
LOVE IT! Nothing better than a manly ass to rim and feel up against my cock. I will take a hairy body/ass anyday!
Nothing I enjoy more than a CLEAN hairy ass !Huge turn on for me personally.
oh…hell yes. love me some furry ass! just kinda makes me weak in the knees to see it
A little goes a long way. The ass in the pic is way too much.
Love a sexy ass with just enough hair to be manly. Perfect for rimming and of course fucking
I love a hairy crack that I can rub my hairy cock between and slap on the buns . yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Deliciously Hairy!!
I like a nice hairy ass.
I love eating a nice hairy sweaty asshole. Makes me hard as hell and really gets me going.
I like a smooth ass. I too am not really an ass man…Of course when I see a hot ass in a nice pair of jeans with no shirt…well, okay. I’m an ass man a little. I love guys who sag their jeans, again, especially when shirtless. I will rim an asshole and finger one but it has to be hairless. Not a fan of the hairy ass. A nice set of hairless butt cheeks will get me to spread em and do things to that chocolate starfish.
Nice ass; however, the hairy back is too much!
Nice and smooth wins every time for me
It depends on the guy unless the guy is so hairy that he looks like ther is a forest on his back. Generally hairy legs and ass crack are a turn on for me.
I thinks it’s hot…A smooth ass with a hairy crack is a big turn on. Best of both worlds!
HOT !
Nothing spills endorphin like Hairy Legs, Hairy Ass, and Hairy Crack on another Man. Clean goes without saying but seeing that Hairy Taco sets impulse in action and I want to gently tickle it with my fingers. Before long it’s tickleing my nose and I respond with rubbing facial stubble all over all of it.
WOOF! If there’s any question about Taco’s, I like eating them. LOL
I love sucking it and fucking
As a spanking lover, a hairy crack turns me on…spread those cheeks and ensure every square inch gets red….also love to probe with fingers (and tongue) and a hairy crack is awesome
I’m in your corner, just offering my support as a total bottom who is not into assess and loves cock as well. I just shaved mine yesterday in fact because I was supposed to see a couple but was preempted by a call into work.
I’ll follow your blog because I’m interested too, and even get so self conscious about cleaning as well because I don’t like assess.
This soul be interesting, and I hippie you continue these types of blogs because inquiring bottoms need to know!!!
~Rob
They are hot for a change. They look sexy,taste, and smell sexy as well. I like to eat them out with cum draining out of the crack.
Love a furry ass. Nothing better. MMMMMMMM
Very manly for sure.
Hairy asses are hot! Unexplainable as to reason. If it turns me on is a reason really necessary. I am biased as I prefer hairy over shaved. The model in the picture rates a 10 for the hairy legs, back, arms that are also visible.
Love a hairy ass!. Something about it turns me on. Smooth is good also, but HAIRY is a sexy turn on… my,my, my!!
Hairy assholes really get me hard and horny.
I love hairy men. The hairier the better. Guys
that shave their bodies are a big turnoff for
me. Reminds me of a little boy before he goes
through puberty and I don’t have sex with
little boys.
Personally, I LOVE a clean hairy ass…love rimming the fuck out of it, shoving my tongue up it and making the guy moan as I’m doing it…love shoving my cock into a furry hole too and love a furry man on top of me doing to me what I just did to him 🙂
I’m a bottom and i’ll have to say that i keep my ass smooth, when it comes to anal i feel more comfortable that way, on a top i could handle some hair, not bear type!! Just an opinion… I love to kiss and lick my man’s whole body and i hate the feeling of hair in my mouth…
I keep my cocktail and balls clean shaven and love having my hairy crack played with. I’m also open to having my top shave my hole baby smooth for his tongue and cock!
Either! Long as it’s not trimmed! Nothing worse than a prickly ass!
For me, there is NOTHING sexier than a FURRY butt with an even furrier crack. Even though not too crazy about smooth chests, if the legs are hairy..chances are that hair goes up into butt region. Nothing gets me horned up more than when a crack is sprerad open to reveal a forrest of hair. Nothing MANLIER than a furry asscrack !!!
Love the looks of some hairy asses. I’ve never been with a guy who has one but would love to have that experience. So any guy with one in the Charlotte are let me know if you’d like to make my fantasy come true. LOL. EZ-Man
hairy crack is fucking HOT!!!! don’t shave, men!
Definitely prefer a smooth ass – cheeks and crack – like to see what I am facing. shave my own – just think it’s a better look all around
Hell yes! I like a man to be a man! Hair and all!
Hair Crack yes, hairy back… no
Nothing better than a hairy ass crack to rim YUMMY
By the time I’m on the workbench with a guy, probably the very last thing I’m going to be sweating over is whether his ass has hair or not.
Hell ya to a hairy crack and ass. I got one and I like a hairy man…The more hair the better
Give me a natural hairy man with the requisite hairy ass anytime. I would rim that hairy ass till kingdom cums!
well im a bottom …do like ass but like it smooth …me i have a hairy ass; chest..and leg;s ..im a leg;s man and they gotto be hairy ….hottttttttttttttt
Since I like women I think a smooth clean ass is the best!
I’m a hairy white male, I love, love, love hairy men but my fave I a hairy black man, if his ass is hairy, I would eat it for hours, love a hairy man period
Well I’m glad that most guys on her are into hairy cheeks or just not worry weather your cheeks are hairy or not because I’m a 100% bottom and my cheeks are hairy.
I’m a total bottom, and love men, yet still a hairy ass/crack is the #1 turn-on for me.
I do not know why I love it to much but I just love the look of it, and I love to eat it.
Men who shave their asses and/or ass crack are effeminate to me, and its an immediate turn-off
Long live, hairy men!
Hairy crack, HOT. Hairy back, NOT!!!
Yes, I am a bottom. My man is hairy. Of course I dont rim, or finger him, but I love grabbing his behind. His hair makes him and turns me on.
I am a bottom, but love a man with a round, firm, hairy. I love holding an ass like that while getting serviced.
I just love ass PERIOD! Hair does turn me on tho lol.
I love furry butt. Get in there and rimm the furry butt so, days from it I still getting the furry out of teeth/mouth
I love a smooth hole i wax my front and back and love eating a smooth Boi pussy
Hairy asshole definitely a turnoff. Like a nice, clean, smooth asshole to eat and play with. The less body hair the better.
I love hair on men so when I see a hairy ass Im all for it love the scent I love men, the hairier the better..my partner I begged him to keep his hole and ass hairy I love it.
you fools are crazy, hairy is +++. but if you’re hot and you’re hairless, thats cool too.
I love a clean hairy ass! The more the lovelier.
I like hairy or smooth cheeks especially on firm round athletic or muscular men…now the crack/hole I prefer smooth all the way. cosigns Gregg, Tomg4387, cowboy9905, unapoloeticbttm, DJT370, JR22, Mitsu2220021, Goober, MikeI, Muscguy, Mike, Jack et al.
Ref: Hairy Bodies and Ass Cracks!
Hairy bodies are very sexy looking and desirable to me.
Some hairy cracks are sexually appealing. But I have found many Gay men are extremely careless with personal hygiene.
You are taking a risk of contracting some germ from a Dirty or Unclean Ass Crack.
I always wash or wet toilet paper to clean off, after every bowel movement.
Which also prevents fecal matter from being trapped in those hairs.
Shaving your Pubic and Ass Crack is the way to ensure cleanliness. Even though some Gay men feel shaving the Pubic Hair is un-natural.
Mimbari
With all due respect, Dave
my lengthy commentary repeatedly encourages a ‘wide range of foods’, especially in our abundantly provided for part of the world.
Just because I disagree on brown rice, something that you eat a lot of, doesn’t mean ‘that we couldn’t eat anything’. Keep it in perspective.
I rest my case about whey protein: it is a leftover by-product of milk processing that someone decided to market as a food supplement. Body builders think it works because it actually ‘thins’ your skin, giving the appearance that you are more ripped because your skin is thinning over time, eventually sagging. Future love handles. Besides, in an abundant-rich protein sourced part of the world, why would you be desperate to use such an inferior ‘protein’? And ‘protein bars’? LOL. Eat a handful of nuts if you want something portable.
Otherwise guys, avoid anything hydrogenated, partially hydrogenated, modified, etc. Source the best, most naturally produced foods you can afford.
There is tons of controversy about nutrition. And there are many human genetics and blood types that benefit differently than others.
At least you brought up a worthy, valid topic for a change.
🙂
Hell yeah the hairy the better
I have to say that we are man and we are born with hair in our ass. We are not women and hairless.
I have mid hair in my body, but I trim my front area as well my ass to a bear minimum. I do shave or cream off my miild hairy back.
It’s all about keeping yourself clean decent and not a cave man.
My hairy top licks my ass constantly and always keeps me in my fours and he is happy as well I lick his any time he wants me too and he is very hairy.
About being clean, if you shower before and clean yourself there should be no odors period.
Wow I love a hairy set of buns and a hairy hole and crack, so hot to lick and eat out, and a hairy back is such a plus, too! Love to have you sit on my face or have me rub my hairy chest all over your back and backside. Since 9th grade with view in locker rooms of hairy back and cracks and buns, been such a turn on. Thanks for the hot picture!
I love a hairy ass and all the other hairy places too!!!!! Shaved crotch makes you look like a child!!! Leave your hair alone!!!!!!
after reading most of these assorted blogs, “hot or not”, “bears vrs. smooth” etc. how about a blog on mens feet and find out how important a mans feet are in sexual attraction
I think hairy ass is kind of gross, especially on a bottom. If I’m rimming a top, I expect his ass will be hairy and top men, because they’re not getting fucked, toyed, fisted, stuffed with items from the fruit and vegetable aisle spit into, pissed in or on, stuffed with sports equipment like baseball bats or sitting on dirty traffic cones stolen from construction sites are generally cleaner.
I won’t eat a bottom’s hairy ass. You don’t know what’s entangled in that bush. So many foreign DNA samples that it would make the entire casts of all CSI shows ill if they ever ran those blue lights up the crack. plus anal warts, recycled tina piss, remnants of their last three booty bumps, crabs, anal syph and gonnorrhea, and the dentures of some elderly gent who ate them out last week. Plus leavings from their last 1,2,3,4,5 douches